XSN

> Be me
> On the new Stakenet DEX
> DEX syncs stuff
> "Price check on XSN"
> Stare at the screen awkwardly
> I look more closely it says "$10"
> Ask myself if I need any bags
> Tell myself louder than I need to "I have enough bags"
> Realize I didn't buy any bags when it was cheap
> Begin to fart
> I'm watching the price closely
> Now it says "$100"
> It was only a dollar yesterday
> I get frustrated and shit my pants
> Try and recover "umm I need to clean this up"
> I put my hand into my pants and shit falls out
> Its all over the floor and on my hands
> More shit falls out as I try and pick it up
> Get anxious and step on shit
> I wipe the shit off and sit back down
> I try to joke with myself "today can't get anymore shittier "
> My dog comes sprinting in
> I call out to my dog and accidentally step on shit again
> Dog starts taking a dump on the floor
> I say "no bad dog" as i stand up
> I slip on the shit and fall over
> Dog comes up and pisses on me
> Pull out my phone and try buy XSN
> No internet connection
> Get even more frustrated and stand up covered in shit and piss
> Cry and run to the bathroom

All I had to do was buy XSN when Zig Forums told me to.

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Sounds about right.

Checked.
What is Stakenet XSN?

if you know, you know

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im unironically ALL IN on XSN

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>ANOTHER dex

XSN
> Digital money
> Decentralized
> Trust-less proof of stake

DEX
> Masternodes
> 45% block rewards
> 90% Passive income from user fees
> Almost fee-less
> No kyc
> Instant transactions 24/7
> Infinite scalability
> Decentralized
> Lightning swaps
> Cross chain proof

Stakenet is also developing other things than DEX too.

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Checked.

Hey guys just wanted to let know you know. XSN is a great project, their DEX is better than everyone else's. Their Aggregator makes binance niggers shit themselves, yet they still do not understand how it works.
>*Seething intensifies*
SUCK ON MY BIG XSNCHAD DICK BITCH. THIS SHIT IS GOING TO $1000+ LONG TERM. THINK ABOUT THE ENTIRE CRYPTO SPACE LONG TERM.
It's important to understand why XSN is such a great amazing moonshot. XSN will be the first DEX to have lightning/raiden swaps. Since lightning and raiden are off-chain, congestion issues suffered on on-chain DEXs such as UNISWAP, will not occur. XSN is good shit.

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blocknet bagholders and binance customer support team on suicide watch

Checked and based. Where can I buy XSN?

stakenet.io/
Use the discord for DEX beta to try it out

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>yfw Raiden is integrated and LINK starts trading on the DEX

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i never thought about this.....holy shot

that gets me hard

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So am I, all my remaining neetbux that my mom has saved up for me are in XSN.

Incredible stability. Calm before the storm?

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why do we need another exchange when we have binance? its the best exchange out there. never had any issues with them at all.
another failed dex experiment, will never work.

you're right

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kek hey cz

It makes more sense
Checked

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who is cz? anyways, im just very satisfied customer expressing my opinions about a very good exchange. i dont think this space need anymore exchanges. besides, look at all the failed dex-experiments that has been going on for so long now. gas fee so high etc.. at binance they always work very hard to satisfy our customers needs

Binance are selling your trading information to the irs or other government bodies so they can tax you to fuck