Do you regret selling LINK for a silicon pussy?

Do you regret selling LINK for a silicon pussy?

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imagine spending 3000 dollars for 20 pounds of pussy and ass

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Imagine being incapable of escaping your bedroom multiple hours every day because you can't control your urges to coom.

Mfw this cost more than a night with a high class escort

Yeah, but you can fuck it every night.

my sides are in orbit

Imagine after you bust that nut and come to your senses, you pull your dick out and you begin the process of washing this silicone gel shaped butt. You rinse the vaginal reservoir to flush the water based lubricant and semen, use a mild dish soap, and then air dry it in a location that is hidden even though no one is going to be stopping by in the near or distant future

Holy fuck

oddly specific my good sir

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