Do you regret selling LINK for a silicon pussy?

Do you regret selling LINK for a silicon pussy?

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imagine spending 3000 dollars for 20 pounds of pussy and ass

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Imagine being incapable of escaping your bedroom multiple hours every day because you can't control your urges to coom.

Mfw this cost more than a night with a high class escort

Yeah, but you can fuck it every night.

my sides are in orbit

Imagine after you bust that nut and come to your senses, you pull your dick out and you begin the process of washing this silicone gel shaped butt. You rinse the vaginal reservoir to flush the water based lubricant and semen, use a mild dish soap, and then air dry it in a location that is hidden even though no one is going to be stopping by in the near or distant future

Holy fuck

oddly specific my good sir

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Checked and based

Just couple thousands no big deal, if link goes to 1000 i would cry little

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damn, could've bought a doll with that money know. in 2 years maybe an actual sexbot.

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Wow i love this forum

checked.

And also coming to senses realising what kind of fucking beta you are, that you are unable to fuck even 4/10 woman. Every woman has a pussy and every woman is horny. And here you are. With your 20 pounds of pussy and ass. Sitting alone in your dark room on your bed. Looking at all those thots that confident megachads fuck and are bored by them. And all you have is 20 punds of silicone pussy and ass. That costed you 300 000usd one year from now.

Ok fine fuck you it was me
But it’s still fucking with me and is well taken care of
If it were a car it’d be Excellent condition on KBB
Used everyday it is well worth the opportunity cost of not selling link
Fuck you faggots why did you even screenshot that

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>$250,000 for a fake pussy

crazy

It's not a forum you fucking faggot it's an imageboard

Holy shit that's one really expensive silicon pussy.

Imagine 2k BTC on DMT

faggot mods deleted the other onahole thread

itt seething linklets who just bought a 50 "stack"

Checked. That's a fucking hilarious. People whu buy these things deserve to get beaten to death with a baseball bat

can anyone give me an amazon link for this plastic pussy? I want one really badly and don't even know whats the product name.

What a coomer , you can see he used the ass alot.

Still cheaper than the real thing ;)

recommending the ona general on /jp/. it lists several good ona's / hips / dolls (whatever ur in to), and where you can buy them from.

just sold 175 link at 11.5 for banging 18yo high end escorts during my holidays how justed am I?
>tfw im probably gonna get STDs and its not even going to be worth it but i can't help myself

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For all enthusiasts.

>That asshole tear
d-does this happen to IRL women as well?
Roastie meme is REAL?!!!??!

>tranny sos bye
what did kek mean by this?

i bought 2 fleshlights once, both from china, they were too fucking small i fucking hate chinks and my fat cock too damn fat for asian wife

I offered a guy once 300 Link for a bit of weed. He rejected and probably forgot about it by now.

>fuck an escort for $1k+
>she is gone in a couple of hours
>might catch an std
>bought a hip for 250 link (tiny compared to actual stack)
>fuck it every day for hours on end
>2 years later still usable
yeah i'm thinking op is based

Well when the pump is over he will at least have a decent masturbation device. He can eventually rent it out to you poorfags wanting to coom all day to forget about not selling chainlink's peak and make some decent returns.

Kekked and chekked

fake pussy is better than real pussy because it doesn't come with a demon attached to it

lmao burgers really pay $1k+ for an escort? here its 300chf (~$330) for one hour with a really high end ho