Stuck holding shitcoins as they crash

>buy a bunch of shitcoins on uniswap
>they're shit, need to get rid of them
>go back to uniswap
>try to trade them for ETH
>says i don't have enough ETH for gas price
>decrease the ETH payout manually to compensate
>doesn't work, says insufficient balance
>deduce that i need to have ETH in my wallet prior to the transaction
>can't buy any ETH because i maxxed out my limit on coinbase
What the fuck man

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you did it to yourself user

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>buy a bunch of shitcoins on uniswap
there's your problem

Don’t forget the classic, where you forget to get it approved ahead of time and then have to wait 15 minutes before you can try to sell

Just use something other than cuckbase retard

Can I trade ETH immediately after buying it on Kraken? Because if I have to wait 14 days for a bank transfer then it obviously defeats the purpose

uniswap is pretty risky like that. High risk/high rewards.

>make an account
>verification pending for 24 hours
Epic

Just use crypto (CRO) they waiving fees right now and verification when I did it was like 5mins.

Wtf is this? I'm losing like $5 per minute on shitcoins as we speak and I'm supposed to learn how to "set up devnet" ?

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