>buy a bunch of shitcoins on uniswap
>they're shit, need to get rid of them
>go back to uniswap
>try to trade them for ETH
>says i don't have enough ETH for gas price
>decrease the ETH payout manually to compensate
>doesn't work, says insufficient balance
>deduce that i need to have ETH in my wallet prior to the transaction
>can't buy any ETH because i maxxed out my limit on coinbase
What the fuck man
Stuck holding shitcoins as they crash
Austin Rivera
Adrian Rodriguez
you did it to yourself user
Adam Nguyen
>buy a bunch of shitcoins on uniswap
there's your problem
Jonathan Russell
Don’t forget the classic, where you forget to get it approved ahead of time and then have to wait 15 minutes before you can try to sell
Ian Martin
Just use something other than cuckbase retard
Joseph Reed
Can I trade ETH immediately after buying it on Kraken? Because if I have to wait 14 days for a bank transfer then it obviously defeats the purpose
Jayden Murphy
uniswap is pretty risky like that. High risk/high rewards.
Colton Sanchez
>make an account
>verification pending for 24 hours
Epic
Michael Hughes
Just use crypto (CRO) they waiving fees right now and verification when I did it was like 5mins.
Gabriel Scott
Wtf is this? I'm losing like $5 per minute on shitcoins as we speak and I'm supposed to learn how to "set up devnet" ?
Elijah Myers
Bro just download the app make the acc ur done in like 5 seconds, holy shit you do deserve to lose all ur money.
Samuel Carter
Alright thanks user downloading right now
Jason Williams
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Adrian Foster
Just hold you retard. Dont sell during a dip.
Jordan Nelson
>to buy ether with other coins you need to already have ether for gas fees
>to sell any coin you need ether
>there is no way to just buy ether with USD immediately
>tfw sitting here watching my money burn for the next couple days
Im holding literal scam coins that have slightly recovered from massive tanks but are still in bear markets
Hudson Brown
Why do you retards keep using Uniswap?
only thing i bought from there is PNK.
fucktards. use binance, kucoin etc.
Juan Ortiz
Do those make you already have ether in your wallet in order to buy ether?
Alexander Phillips
DEX says you ran out of credit no ETH. And Centralize exchanges making sweet loving with your donut hole.
very bad situation user.
Levi Gutierrez
No, you can buy or swap ETH at anytime and not hold any ETH. and you dont have to pay fucking miners fee everytime you do a swap or trade.
Thomas Perez
Really? Gonna try now, thanks user
Jacob Jackson
enjoy your statera gains sir. 0$ EOM.
Joshua Perez
Why the fuck would you not hold any ETH
Christian Adams
Uniswap is completely retarded, imagine having to pay fucking gas fees. Use binance OP
Luke Brooks
TOPKEK
Nathaniel Brown
which shitcoins are you holding user?
Thomas Martin
Been there, done that.
You learned the hard way, now keep at least .5 eth for transactions at all times.
David Bell
FUCK, I registed for Binance and none of my shitcoins are on here.
Traded it for shitcoins
MYX, LAYER, SHRIMP, and MXT
Easton Campbell
Somebody throw this guy $20 worth of eth...
I guess of he posts his address we can see what kind of shitcoins he's holding.
Chase Robinson
God dammit son, dont buy shitcoins if you arent willing to risk everything. They are scams 99% of the time (but anybody can make a buck out of them, if you get lucky and have the wits)
Tyler Sullivan
Shrimp KEK absolute state of Zig Forums rn
Adrian Ward
>MYX, LAYER, SHRIMP, and MXT
do you also fuck prostitutes without a condom?
Henry Long
I thought I could simply back out if I lost too much and I didn't think they'd all tank at the same time
Gavin Stewart
Should have bought Tellor.
Nolan Morris
This.
Elijah Sanchez
Binance charges a 1% fee on all trades, retard. If that's less than the gas fees, then how do they make money?
Austin Moore
Im currently trying to verify my Binance account so I can just buy ETH with USD and then send the ETH to my coinbase wallet to pay for uniswap fees