I'm a neet. I've never held a job for more then 3 months in the past 5 years and haven't worked in over a year. I've been submitting my shitty resume to various jobs but I can't get any responses.
I'm not trying to fake a degree or anything I just want to fill in the large gaps in my history of doing literally nothing. Pls help
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You are so fucking stupid OP. Just fake disabilities and get gibs
Seriously how do I do this? and How much is it worth?
COVID is going to give you a good opportunity because of all the businesses that will go under
Put down bullshit like independent contractor, dog walker, make up some fake github shit, it depends on where you're trying to get a job. Amazon doesn't give a fuck and will literally hire crackheads off the street as long as you put 'hispanic' on your resume. Never put White though, you'll never get hired anywhere. Experience matters less than being a shitskin in 2020, so just fake that instead.
You could always say that the downturn caused you to be out of work for a while
Honestly, though, if you can't think of a good way to get around a gap in employment you're probably a retard that will never amount to anything anyways
Where are you applying to and what are you setting to get with these applications?
Would you take literally any job? like at a gas station or thrift store?
Are you doing any type of gig-work/microjobs that'll fill in the gaps while you get a job?
Lyft? Doordash? Amazon Microturk?
What did you do in these years of "doing literally nothing"? just drink and browse Zig Forums.
We need some details mate. Just to know where we can help you.
I don't want to amount to anything. I never have, I just want a simply honest life but that doesn't seem to be possible anymore.
>am white
>worked for amazon one summer
>got rehired the next
They'll take literally anyone that can walk. desu.