WTF is going on?

>YFI vs YFL vs YFV vs YFII
>SUSHI vs PASTA vs KIMCHI vs YAM vs CREAM

Here I am holding LINK since 2017 and waiting for BZRX to moon while "everyone" seems to be profiting from this yield farming craze which I barely understand. Can anyone explain for a brainlet?

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Just buy RSR and hold. Everything else is just gambling

I think this market cycle is one-upping the bitconnects and confidos of last cycle.

It's scammy as hell. DeFi is another round of the ico bubble that 99% of the tokens came and went once the scammers made a profit. Contrary to belief, cryptocurrencies are used as speculation vehicles and that alone. Straight up currency coins are the only viable cryptos to use as some form of payment. Most ETH tokens were made by founders to take your money.

Holding coins is for boomers, yield farming is the new craze. We will bring gas up to $500 and in doing so accelrate the launch of Eth 2.0 and layer 2 solutions.

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Yield farming is banking without the middleman. 2% daily returns. Any other explanation is a fearful midwit shriek at an incredible breakthrough in DeFi.

Having said that, don't buy anything named after food.

$500 fee to send money when you can use Ripple or Stellar at 1/10000 the cost. The smart contracts world everyone keeps projecting is far from happening today. Ethereum has been around for 5 years and it's expected to be the new financial system for the entire planet? Get the fuck out of here.

No amount of money can fix goofy fucking goober faces or your mantits

Bingo. You get it. We are the bankers now.