WTF is going on?

>YFI vs YFL vs YFV vs YFII
>SUSHI vs PASTA vs KIMCHI vs YAM vs CREAM

Here I am holding LINK since 2017 and waiting for BZRX to moon while "everyone" seems to be profiting from this yield farming craze which I barely understand. Can anyone explain for a brainlet?

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Just buy RSR and hold. Everything else is just gambling

I think this market cycle is one-upping the bitconnects and confidos of last cycle.

It's scammy as hell. DeFi is another round of the ico bubble that 99% of the tokens came and went once the scammers made a profit. Contrary to belief, cryptocurrencies are used as speculation vehicles and that alone. Straight up currency coins are the only viable cryptos to use as some form of payment. Most ETH tokens were made by founders to take your money.

Holding coins is for boomers, yield farming is the new craze. We will bring gas up to $500 and in doing so accelrate the launch of Eth 2.0 and layer 2 solutions.

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Yield farming is banking without the middleman. 2% daily returns. Any other explanation is a fearful midwit shriek at an incredible breakthrough in DeFi.

Having said that, don't buy anything named after food.

$500 fee to send money when you can use Ripple or Stellar at 1/10000 the cost. The smart contracts world everyone keeps projecting is far from happening today. Ethereum has been around for 5 years and it's expected to be the new financial system for the entire planet? Get the fuck out of here.

No amount of money can fix goofy fucking goober faces or your mantits

Bingo. You get it. We are the bankers now.

Guys which one should I buy if if missed all of them?

What does a decentralized run look like?

Cream isnt a thing, its literally a scam started by a group of pajeet rugpullers on discord and will last 2 hours tops.

the others are far more elaborate scams

YFFI has potential, but it's a hella gamble. I'm reality they all have been though so there is that. Good luck user

I am just as confused as you are.
All I know is that I smell ICO bubble redux.

Ok bro’s I’ve spent 30 bucks trying to buy this damn token. I got two prompts saying insufficient out put amount and one saying excessive input amount. What do I do bros on uniswap btw

They are all scams and incredible annoying

Kel. I'll never not laugh at how carefree and mischievous that lad in blackface is.

YFFI is not too late for you

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What should I buy? YFII, YFFI, YFV?

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28k supply

you remember it wrong lol. It was such a shitshow in here during the gold bullrun

yfv

YFFI is up 130093.8% the past 14 days. No shot I'm buying in now.

YFV

what about YFIVE guys? im scared to put 1 eth into it

I wouldn't buy any right now. If one, I'd either buy YFI if I had a shitton of money or YFL, this one has the most room to grow.

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>Can anyone explain for a brainlet?
HYIPs basically literal ponzies for a change. Zig Forums calls everything a ponzi so i know it's shocking when you see an actual one.

I have
1.5 YFFV
175 YFV

That should get you thinking

just wait till tomorrow for the next scam coin to launch

Ask me how i know you are poor shitcoin peddler :)

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same

>2% daily returns
sounds totally legit 700% annual returns yeah