I want to be homo

I have come to the conclusion that a relationship is a huge strain on personal finance. This is not a fucking blog, i have a point.
> be me 28
> sexually active since 16
> had two long term relationships, in the last of them still the last eight years
> both gfs gained ridiculous amounts of weight
> both were constantly broke
> current gf doesnt even have a job, let alone a savings account
> both gfs throw money at literally anything they see that is popular
> neither have had their own opinions about fashion, music, art
> like 80% of biz neither of them knew what supply and demand meant
> both have great asses
> both suck good dick
> needless to say im dumping her soon

My hypothesis is this gentlemen; it is more financially reasonable to have a boyfriend than it is to have a girlfriend. As a bonus, men can both suck dick and get fucked in the ass.

How do i take the gaypill, i dont want another female to slow my financial progress.
> pic related

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you faggot

Nice blog faggot.wrong board

Stfu nigger its directly businessrelated, as women are a huge waste of money

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making money and contributing to the economy without being fucked is a male mindset. women don't care about that shit

Mods are gonna ban me for this arent they

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The ultimate pill is the lonely pill, the only problem is that you disappoint your parents by becoming a genetic dead end.
I wish I could make my own kids myself like pic related.

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Exactly. Therefore boyfriend > girlfriend. Yet some men want to fuck other men instead of moneydraining females. How do i become one of them

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yes

just download grindr and go for it. tell your ex gfs they made you gay

Thats were you are wrong kiddo. Everyone needs someone to fuck and cuddle. Once youve done it, it feels almost as good as making money. Which brings me to my conclusion. I have to become gay, so i can do both optimally

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