I want to be homo

I have come to the conclusion that a relationship is a huge strain on personal finance. This is not a fucking blog, i have a point.
> be me 28
> sexually active since 16
> had two long term relationships, in the last of them still the last eight years
> both gfs gained ridiculous amounts of weight
> both were constantly broke
> current gf doesnt even have a job, let alone a savings account
> both gfs throw money at literally anything they see that is popular
> neither have had their own opinions about fashion, music, art
> like 80% of biz neither of them knew what supply and demand meant
> both have great asses
> both suck good dick
> needless to say im dumping her soon

My hypothesis is this gentlemen; it is more financially reasonable to have a boyfriend than it is to have a girlfriend. As a bonus, men can both suck dick and get fucked in the ass.

How do i take the gaypill, i dont want another female to slow my financial progress.
> pic related

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you faggot

Nice blog faggot.wrong board

Stfu nigger its directly businessrelated, as women are a huge waste of money

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making money and contributing to the economy without being fucked is a male mindset. women don't care about that shit

Mods are gonna ban me for this arent they

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The ultimate pill is the lonely pill, the only problem is that you disappoint your parents by becoming a genetic dead end.
I wish I could make my own kids myself like pic related.

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Exactly. Therefore boyfriend > girlfriend. Yet some men want to fuck other men instead of moneydraining females. How do i become one of them

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yes

just download grindr and go for it. tell your ex gfs they made you gay

Thats were you are wrong kiddo. Everyone needs someone to fuck and cuddle. Once youve done it, it feels almost as good as making money. Which brings me to my conclusion. I have to become gay, so i can do both optimally

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The whole point of women is that they are horrible pains in the ass that you have to deal with to fuck. It’s like they’re precursors to having your own children.

The other option is to be a mentally ill fag who fucks poop.

ppl that dump ppl are so evil indecisive retards dont string someone along for 6 years and waste their entire youth then dump them

Man you just took crappy girls. Take a fit girl with a job.

I cant even get hard trying to think of a man. Im just supposed to show up with a flaccid dick and fake it till i make it?

just join /lgbt
or except that women cost imaginary dollar points

wtf is this gay ass faggot ass kike psyop demoralization thread?

they wanna say oh you have depression, oh you have schizophrenia, oh you're tired all the time? you're mentally ill, goy!

but hey hey hey if you're a guy and you want to suck cocks and chop your own dick off then you're fine! you're totally justified and not mentally ill for literally doing the 100% opposite of what should happen.

fuck this gay earth and all you mentally ill cock knockers.

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Jerk off and get a hobby. I doubt getting fucked in your butt by another dude is going to solve your problems.

Wow look whos projecting. The relationship was good for both sides nigger, nobody wasted anybodys time. You are getting off topic, i said that they both have been a huge strain financially.

Theres a literal fitness competition female at my job who is agressively flirting with me, but she has a kid. And a bicep than me. Go or no? Asked her about stocks, and her reply was "like wall street and apple?" So no.

Honestly, id rather be mentally ill and fuck poop than deal with another woman who drains me financially. Imagine a partner that brings as much to the table as you, goes turboautist on crypto/stonks/metals etc. Its the dream user, but all of them have penises

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You can't just turn gay, it's something you are born to.
If you are not sexually attracted to men there's no point in trying to have sex with them.

Since this is an increasing problem today;
I do have a solution for you though;
Get a male best friend, the relationship with a male best friend is the best thing in the world and has no comparison.
For your sexual needs you instead take it out on hookers, tindr, one night stands, etc.
This means your strongest relationship and bond will be with a man without needing to have sex with him.
You can live with him, do everything together, even fuck women together if you want.
It's okay to love a male best friend emotionally.
Bro's for life.

Find a trad wife or a career wife/ gf. The trad wife is a bad financial investment but at least she'll make you happy.

> be me 28
> sexually active since 16
> had two long term relationships, in the last of them still the last eight years
> both gfs gained ridiculous amounts of weight
> both were constantly broke
> current gf doesnt even have a job, let alone a savings account
> both gfs throw money at literally anything they see that is popular
> neither have had their own opinions about fashion, music, art
> like 80% of biz neither of them knew what supply and demand meant
> both have great asses
> both suck good dick
> needless to say im dumping her soon

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No i fucking hate trans, lgbt and that shit.

Take your pill schizonigger, i said i want to be turned on by men, not to mutilate my dick

Have tons of hobbies. Fucking is better than fapping incel. Plus cuddle is underrated

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Been married almost 20 years not sure what to say except don't get involved with women that are too retarded to control their own spending?

Surely that's easier than acclimating yourself to gay sex?

Probably not.
If you want to be safe then just throw in a few more financial meme phrases in your off topic thread like "return on investment", "break even", "diversification", "correlation" etc.
I make tons of completely off topic shitposts but almost never banned.

yes. Men are better than women full stop. Also, if you would fuck pic related than your a faggot.

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maybe OPs already come to the conclusion that he's gay and now he's just trying to rationalize it to himself?

***would'nt

Unironically based. Do have a male bestbro. Best year of my life was the one we lived together and discovered crypto and dark souls. Best advice so far.

Wtf is a trad

Have sex incel

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you wasted her time completely she could have been out using her youth years attracting a chad that would fuck her properly and marry her and not whine about having to pay bills who would stay with her until shes old instead shes gonna be 30 used up with nothing bitter feminist voting for mass immigration so ur daughter can get raped by muhamad

Look onto babecock. Has a little of what you want.

> Once youve done it, it feels almost as good as making money.
> sexually active since 16
well that's a problem not many of us have around here... you can't miss what you don't know

Why do you need a relationship at all? Evolve like the rest of us, embrace the loneliness, just fuck whores and throw them in the trash.

Decent, but vage advice boomer. Usually takes about a year into the relationship to find out how financially able a woman is. And by then its more often than not, to late.

Based. 1keoy, NEVER SELLING, buy xrp sirs

Thats the problem you fucking cavedwelling doubledigit iq nigger. I WANT to want to fuck pic related. But i dont. Yet.

I wish. Unironically

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trad = traditional i.e. a gf/ wife who isn't a feminist whore and will take care of your home, cook dinner every take, take care of your children etc. A trad wife will still drain your wallet but at least you get a good return on your investment.
If you don't want children then just find some 30 yo career-focused roastie who makes the same/ more money than you.

In other words, find a gf/ wife who will provide some kind of value for you.

> she could have been out using her youth years attracting a chad that would fuck her properly
But thats exactly what she did user.

Thats sounds tranny and niggardly

Feels. My best advice is get female friends. That way you can study them, and learn what charms them, what they dont like, and come to the conclusion that all women are retarded

I dont need. I want. If youd ever had one you would understand

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do femboys
> literally girls with dicks and money

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This only sounds slighty worse than a woman with a mans brain. How the fuck do i find a tradwife in this clownworld tho?

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No. They just seem like the worst of both worlds -> female brains, male bodies.

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the fact that you didn't think of just dating wealthier women so you don't have to worry about "wasting money" sounds like you're just looking for an excuse to put your peepee where the poopoo goes

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you are wrong
the brain is not female
and the body is not male

Can you just get a doll or something, you sound like a babyman

My ex made about 20% more than me. Yet i saved money, whilst she got broke one week before pay. EVERY. SINGLE. MONTH.

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cringe ur not a chad if u need ur bitch to be financially solvent u wasted someones life pathetic oh well shes better off without a manlet retard that thinks hes top shit

>How do i take the gaypill
Just browse reddit, it worked for me

Then you go ahead and fuck a mentally retarded boy. I still think being attracted to MEN, is a better financial decision than females. And i dont even hate females

Imagine not being a faggot

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well
you need to BE attractive to men too
you have a hole in your plan
what if no man wants to fuck you

Really now? I fucking hate that place more than /pol, but if youre not larping im gonna give it a shot

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