Whew lads, I’m officially retired today

I’ve accumulated 548 BTC over the past 3 years. This morning I woke up and happen to stumble across a Korean news article talking about all their crypto exchanges have been seized by Korean authorities. I immediately went short 100x with my entire stack of BTC. I tripled it within the day. When the dumping stopped, I cashed out across 5 different exchanges with minimal slippage, all according to my plan. It’s incredible to be out of this game at the top. Good luck to the rest of you though, it’s going to be pretty rough in the crypto sphere as exchanges around the world will be investigated soon. Binance is fucked, Coinbase is insolvent, Winklevoss boyos have been paper trading their Bitcoin ETF’s (they don’t hold nearly the amount they say and their plan was to fill that gap with funds from Gemini but they were hacked last year and nobody seemed to notice, they are insolvent as well).

Anyhoo, I’ll leave you with a little tip if you’d like to continue playing this Ponzi scheme. It’s quite simple really. You wonder how some anons are always ahead of the curve with the latest pump and dump scam coins like YFI, Sushi, Cryptokitties, etc?

Check CMC every day (coinmarketcap.com/new) buy every single coin you see listed that day. Literally just sell a day or two later. You’ll always make a profit.

Good luck, peace.

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If not a LARP, what a balsy move. Congratulations user

dr;ns

give me your money user don't be a pussy

Hope you paid your tax on all those trades user......

1.) use your money as a force for good (i.e. buy superbowl ads pointing out jews run the world)

2.) same advice as winning the lottery, don't forget to pay your taxes, probably get lawyered up

Enjoy your gains for a couple month before we are nuked.

Cheap
Retard larp

Bye fren Hope one day I can make it too

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