Whew lads, I’m officially retired today

I’ve accumulated 548 BTC over the past 3 years. This morning I woke up and happen to stumble across a Korean news article talking about all their crypto exchanges have been seized by Korean authorities. I immediately went short 100x with my entire stack of BTC. I tripled it within the day. When the dumping stopped, I cashed out across 5 different exchanges with minimal slippage, all according to my plan. It’s incredible to be out of this game at the top. Good luck to the rest of you though, it’s going to be pretty rough in the crypto sphere as exchanges around the world will be investigated soon. Binance is fucked, Coinbase is insolvent, Winklevoss boyos have been paper trading their Bitcoin ETF’s (they don’t hold nearly the amount they say and their plan was to fill that gap with funds from Gemini but they were hacked last year and nobody seemed to notice, they are insolvent as well).

Anyhoo, I’ll leave you with a little tip if you’d like to continue playing this Ponzi scheme. It’s quite simple really. You wonder how some anons are always ahead of the curve with the latest pump and dump scam coins like YFI, Sushi, Cryptokitties, etc?

Check CMC every day (coinmarketcap.com/new) buy every single coin you see listed that day. Literally just sell a day or two later. You’ll always make a profit.

Good luck, peace.

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If not a LARP, what a balsy move. Congratulations user

dr;ns

give me your money user don't be a pussy

Hope you paid your tax on all those trades user......

1.) use your money as a force for good (i.e. buy superbowl ads pointing out jews run the world)

2.) same advice as winning the lottery, don't forget to pay your taxes, probably get lawyered up

Enjoy your gains for a couple month before we are nuked.

Cheap
Retard larp

Bye fren Hope one day I can make it too

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link to article?

lol, why would I do such a thing? If they want their money I’ll let the IRS do the math. I have a fuck ton of money now, I can’t possibly spend it all before I die. If they come knocking, sure I’ll pony up. Really not a big deal. Plus I haven’t paid taxes in 15 years. I’m not even on their radar.

584 BTC and you gloating this, you're on the radar now.

pics or didnt happen

I forget the original but google is your fren, fren: google.com/amp/s/finance.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/police-reportedly-seize-south-korea-100003870.html

This. show transactions.

buy me tony hawk, pussy

also, congrats

Realistically, what’s that gonna do for you? You can take my word and my advice or not. I really don’t give a shit.

see my comment above. peace faggot.

Sayonara best of luck mon frere. Do you surf?

LARP confirmed

or just buy 13 TRND and use the dapp to find new gems... big update later today too. better get in before $25 given the limited supply

>buy every single coin you see listed that day. Literally just sell a day or two later.

Look at the charts of all the coins listed a week ago and you'll see why this doesn't work. The majority of those shitcoins crash to a fraction of their ICO.

>let the IRS do the math
You really think this is the IRS' first rodeo? Forget what you owe, the penalties, lawyers fees, investigations, prison will bury you. With your attitude they'll love to make an example out of you.

Become a tranny, and then my gf.

At least buy some VRA on your way out. Free money next year.

HAHAH enjoy paying millions in fees + your time in the slammer.

pretty retarded bud, SUSHI was rocking and rolling just like YAM before listing on CMC lmao

really enjoyed this, ty user

>he thinks CMC is early

bros, don't fucking tell him about SAFEX

>don't fucking tell him about SAFEX
Agree user, don't tell him about scams like SAFEX.
better to have it all on BTC, is more SAFE