OHHHHHH WAAAAAGIIIIIEEEESSSSSS

chop chop, time for work. it's friday, that means you get 2 whole days before you have to be back in the wage cage. (no, the company does not recognize labor day as a paid holiday. you should be GRATEFUL to even have a job in this economy!)

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>Be a NEET
>Don't have to wash your hands ever
>Take a shit, don't wash your hands
>Go out into public to collect wagies' tribute
>Touch every surface and spray your germs everywhere while yawning
>Return home
>Disinfect hands

thats quite the soul crushing ad innit

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Britain is a dark dystopian fantasy come to life

New norf tech ads?

This ad actually reminds me of lefty memes.

>wagie nightmarish stuff
>"protect the little things we love"
The absolute state of anglo goyim lmao

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“Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?”

Ads about covid shouldn't make me want to listen to Fitter Happier on loop and start abusing heroin.

based trainspotting and radiohead fan

Is Irvine Welsh Jewish? He must either be Jewish or a poof who got bullied by football hooligans as a kid, I know he seethed about getting kicked out of a gay little punk band in London. What a cringey faggot, his books are his way of getting back at the Scottish kids who bullied him.