chop chop, time for work. it's friday, that means you get 2 whole days before you have to be back in the wage cage. (no, the company does not recognize labor day as a paid holiday. you should be GRATEFUL to even have a job in this economy!)
OHHHHHH WAAAAAGIIIIIEEEESSSSSS
Aiden Jenkins
Jayden Thompson
>Be a NEET
>Don't have to wash your hands ever
>Take a shit, don't wash your hands
>Go out into public to collect wagies' tribute
>Touch every surface and spray your germs everywhere while yawning
>Return home
>Disinfect hands
Adam Cruz
thats quite the soul crushing ad innit
Andrew Hall
Britain is a dark dystopian fantasy come to life
Ian Johnson
New norf tech ads?
Matthew Young
This ad actually reminds me of lefty memes.
Julian Wilson
>wagie nightmarish stuff
>"protect the little things we love"
The absolute state of anglo goyim lmao
Juan Bell
“Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?”
Ads about covid shouldn't make me want to listen to Fitter Happier on loop and start abusing heroin.
David Green
based trainspotting and radiohead fan
Julian King
Is Irvine Welsh Jewish? He must either be Jewish or a poof who got bullied by football hooligans as a kid, I know he seethed about getting kicked out of a gay little punk band in London. What a cringey faggot, his books are his way of getting back at the Scottish kids who bullied him.
Dominic Rodriguez
Britain is truly the worse place in the world.
Daniel Sanchez
>Britain is a dark dystopian fantasy come to life
Wagie culture in the US is even worse
Justin Kelly
Hunter Walker
i'd rather live in russian countryside and get bullied by mafia/gang members than be middle class in the UK. it combines the worst aspects of every country to have ever existed except for maybe genocide.
Thomas Bailey
Ethan Adams
> imagine not feeling comfy reading this ad
God I miss the days when you guys were secured from society, relegated to your battle station in your mom's basement playing wow all day long. You did not take a chance at life, you did not socialise, why should you deserve any riches this world has to offer? This whole crypto mania has created monsters. This is just unfair and may I say, quite dangerous
Ryan Morris
>tfw broke the cycle
>tfw 30 and working full time and working a bachelors
I've been working 60 hours a week for nearly 3 years now though to make up for lost ground. Thinking this spring I'm going to take 4 months abroad in Vietnam so I can take 6 classes online, live cheap, and enjoy myself for a while.
Owen Stewart
WAGIE WAGIE GET IN CAGEY
ALL DAY LONG YOU SWEAT AND RAGIE
>IT'S THE CORONA FOR YOU LAD BECAUSE WE CAN'T LET COMMERCIAL LANDLORDS EXPERIENCE A DIMINISHMENT IN RENT.
>ENJOY YOUR BRIEF AND FLEETING GLIMPSE OF THE AFTERNOON SUN BEFORE YOU GET BACK TO TOILING CATTLE.
Landon Brooks
>did you see that ludicrous display last night?
>haha I bet nigger#5 will be shagging a white bird tonight after scoring that belter
>fancy a cheeky nandos?
>did you see [British YouTuber]?
>did you see [British Twitter personality]?
>[Inbetweeners refererence]
Levi Adams
ESL teaching in Asian countries is the dream bro, go for it.
Dominic Smith
few things are funnier than seeing the ritualistic nigger cattle stampede at exactly 12:00 PM so they can shove their fat faces full of overpriced 2000 calorie fatty and greasy meals before they dejectedly amble back into the wage cage at 1:00 PM sharp.
>BREAK'S OVER, NIGGER CATTLE. BACK TO WORK!
>y...yes mr. shekelberg
Kayden Nguyen
Fixed
Connor Green
RRRRR FUCKKK OFF
Elijah Carter
Not taken the normie pill yet? Pleb
Carson Rivera
Is this actually real or shopped? I can't tell any more due to how shit UK is.
Jordan Thomas
Youre a retard. I was out every weekend doing drugs and shagging bitches. Never wagecucking. How does it feel in the wagecage?
Im making 5k a month just from my online business alone. Yourejust coping hard
Austin Russell
I would rather blow my brains out than have to live as a normie. Clubbing is gay, dating roasties is even more gay, watching niggers kick a ball around is even gayer, the copy/paste NPC dialogue is slightly less gay than that.
Eli Collins
stay poor incel
Ian Thomas
The minds behind the poster know that at a certain level, the poster is entirely ironic and meant to poke fun of and demean the worker bees.
Connor Sanchez
criminally underrated poast
also the uk is a dystopic nanny state soma-pill nightmare
the only news we have is either COVID or RACISM
Nathaniel Morris
a modern day King
Elijah Ramirez
>seeing your second family
At best I am completely indifference to my coworkers. At worst I absolutely hate them.
Joshua Bailey
You think I could do that while still a student man? I'm working on a Bachelors in IT, but I really like teaching. I could see myself teaching English for a year or two. I'll be like 32 at that point, but fuck it, my life path is already weird, and people think I'm mid 20s anyways, so I can get away with it.
Jose Flores
Doubtful. Marketing people actually feed on human interaction; they crave it like a fly craves dung.
To be fair, offices make a number of worker bees more efficient; it distracts them from the home life that they would otherwise prioritize over their humdrum excel sheets.