My single mom is having her bf come over for dinner tonight

>my single mom is having her bf come over for dinner tonight
What do I even do in this situation? I think I'm just gonna stay in my room until he goes away.

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do the threesome

Hide in the closet and watch them bang

Suck him off before she does and have a meaningful discussion as to why you're not a gigantic homo

You have to demand first dibs on the trendies and call your mom a whore to show him you're the alpha.

Walk up to him, shake his hand (which has been UP YOUR MOTHER'S CUNT) and tell him: "thanks for cumming inside my mother".

Then remember that the MOUTH that he will use to eat WITH YOUR CUTLERY has touched YOUR MOTHER'S CUNT while he was eating her out.

Enjoy faggot.

Dont forget to jerk off furiously with tears in your eyes

All that shit applies to your dad too.

Fuck you

Bust out some cobra kai on his ass