My single mom is having her bf come over for dinner tonight

>my single mom is having her bf come over for dinner tonight
What do I even do in this situation? I think I'm just gonna stay in my room until he goes away.

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do the threesome

Hide in the closet and watch them bang

Suck him off before she does and have a meaningful discussion as to why you're not a gigantic homo

You have to demand first dibs on the trendies and call your mom a whore to show him you're the alpha.

Walk up to him, shake his hand (which has been UP YOUR MOTHER'S CUNT) and tell him: "thanks for cumming inside my mother".

Then remember that the MOUTH that he will use to eat WITH YOUR CUTLERY has touched YOUR MOTHER'S CUNT while he was eating her out.

Enjoy faggot.

Dont forget to jerk off furiously with tears in your eyes

All that shit applies to your dad too.

Fuck you

Bust out some cobra kai on his ass

Based. Do this OP it's good advice.

Say hello and say that you hope they have fun and you will be in your room
t. 30+ yo with a widowed mom who was horrible to her bfs in my teens and regrets it

Suck him off and ditch the bitch.

go down and have a lil chat

Rekted

You’ll have to drain him before she does.

call the police

They're going to make fun of you. They're going to laugh and have a good time while you hide away watching your life go down the drain.

Except your dad is not some stranger from tinder who's one among a string of men railing your mom. LMAO

Are you underage? Why do you still live with your mom?

Their lives are the ones going down the drain they're just grasping at an attempt to not die alone

This. Zig Forums is a board FOR wagies BY wagies.

You're a cuck, you should be giving dick to your mother, why would you allow some stranger to blast his warm semen into the vagina that birthed you?

Not to far off. You definitely need to display that you aren't going to be taking his shit. We're animals, don't look away, be a man, instill your dominance. I use to hate how people would be so easily manipulated from little weird shit like this, now I just use it to my advantage. I've given up caring about how others feel. I care about my self.

He’s a republican

don't ever give anybody an inch, they will only take magnitude more

have her bring you tendies in your room

btfo

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Nah man gotta show you're the man of the house. Or else they're going to fuck thinking you went to bed

your mom is addicted to the BBC son

But the guys going to be giving his Mom at least six inches

i said don't even give an INCH

lmfao

Shit all over yourself and run out naked screaming

Shill him LINK

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