>ugly as fuck with no jawline, has to grow ridiculous beard to hide it >pays prostitutes to be around him, they have to stand close to the camera to not mog him as he is a 5ft 8 MANLET >dick doesn't work, has to use Viagra and cialis constantly >had multiple heart attacks in his 20s from abusing anabolic steroids >is running out of daddy's trust fund money, poker story is complete bullshit, claims to have made more money than exists in poker tournaments and far more than any other pro players lifetime winnings. Real source of his money is his father's fraud during the 80s that he went to prison for and only paid back 3 million of the 60 million he stole >started a scam cbd/vape company ignite and blew 50 million of investors money so he could continue living his LARP lifestyle for another couple of years. Investors will be pissed and either sue or murder him >ignite rents the house he claims to own >is literally 40, like grow the fuck up seriously >claims to be an ex navy seal but that is another larp, didn't even pass first round of selection after 2 tries, asked policeman for his gun during Vegas shooting so he could larp as an operator and gets told to fuck off >PAID 1 million dollars to be in a navy seal movie as long as he got screen time and dialogue and then he was cut entirely from the final edit, was so buttblasted he SUED the studio kek
In fact, maybe he's based if you're a 14 year old boy, but either way it's not ending well. 80% probability he an heroes in the next 18 months. What an absolute insecure FAGGOT
You're mostly right and yet I have more respect for him than for a guy who bother learning things about his life, and makes a thread about it.
Isaac Brown
And yet you made this thread
Noah Sullivan
If I had enough money to blow it on bullshit I'd probably do most of the things he does (orgies with hoes, yachts, parties with bros, travelling the world) except I'd never post it anywhere and I'd keep a low profile as much as possible.
I'd probably get bored of it after a year and then go live in some mountain village as a recluse.
The fact that he's using money from his publically traded company is extremely dumb. Stealing from investors is one thing, but being forced to disclose everything is another level of stupidity
Angel Reed
wtf I hate Dan now nvm he's based again
Asher Cook
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Kayden Gray
>maybe he's based if you're a 14 year old boy I'm pretty sure that's the only demographic that still uses "based" unironically.
