This guy is fucking laughable

>ugly as fuck with no jawline, has to grow ridiculous beard to hide it
>pays prostitutes to be around him, they have to stand close to the camera to not mog him as he is a 5ft 8 MANLET
>dick doesn't work, has to use Viagra and cialis constantly
>had multiple heart attacks in his 20s from abusing anabolic steroids
>is running out of daddy's trust fund money, poker story is complete bullshit, claims to have made more money than exists in poker tournaments and far more than any other pro players lifetime winnings. Real source of his money is his father's fraud during the 80s that he went to prison for and only paid back 3 million of the 60 million he stole
>started a scam cbd/vape company ignite and blew 50 million of investors money so he could continue living his LARP lifestyle for another couple of years. Investors will be pissed and either sue or murder him
>ignite rents the house he claims to own
>is literally 40, like grow the fuck up seriously
>claims to be an ex navy seal but that is another larp, didn't even pass first round of selection after 2 tries, asked policeman for his gun during Vegas shooting so he could larp as an operator and gets told to fuck off
>PAID 1 million dollars to be in a navy seal movie as long as he got screen time and dialogue and then he was cut entirely from the final edit, was so buttblasted he SUED the studio kek

In fact, maybe he's based if you're a 14 year old boy, but either way it's not ending well. 80% probability he an heroes in the next 18 months. What an absolute insecure FAGGOT

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>pays 10k a month for Instagram bots to follow and like his posts and generate traffic for him

>youtube.com/watch?v=UO8XJI8VaGg

he lives a life you would kill your own mother to live. you are a salty as fuck brokeboy. stay mad.

yet you're the bigger loser if you even care

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>imagine letting him live rent free in your head topkek

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You're mostly right and yet I have more respect for him than for a guy who bother learning things about his life, and makes a thread about it.

And yet you made this thread

If I had enough money to blow it on bullshit I'd probably do most of the things he does (orgies with hoes, yachts, parties with bros, travelling the world) except I'd never post it anywhere and I'd keep a low profile as much as possible.

I'd probably get bored of it after a year and then go live in some mountain village as a recluse.

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The only reason I know this guy exists is because of Zig Forums, how is he relevant to this board

That's actually pretty based

he right tho

Whos the guy on the right? He's rocking a 10/10 slut.

why are you here writing about this man? what a pointless thread, i hope you kys for wasting our time

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Who's the MILF on the right?

The fact that he's using money from his publically traded company is extremely dumb. Stealing from investors is one thing, but being forced to disclose everything is another level of stupidity

wtf I hate Dan now
nvm he's based again

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>maybe he's based if you're a 14 year old boy
I'm pretty sure that's the only demographic that still uses "based" unironically.

cope, the thread

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based

Guys is a shit bag. But after this. He's actually pretty based.

Sure, you're right, but how do you know so much of a guy that you describe as a perfect loser?

Thanks, OP. Just bought 100k

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OP I agree but taking the time to write all this is pretty cringe, try focusing more on bettering yourself.

this.
I fucking hate dan, he's a retarded show off showing massive compensation energy.
but this comment is pretty based.

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