How to make money

Biz,
I need about £80 a day in order to cover my bills. If I found out how to make £80 a day I could quit my job, adopt the neet lifestyle and play vidya all day. How do I do it?

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Get a job?

Is that times 365.25?

That’s a shit existence by the way.

Suck 4 dicks a day for 20 each

or 20 dicks at 4 each.

Develop, market and sell a digital asset which solves a problem for a certain demographic. Let's say you developed a Photoshop plugin which instantly turns images of poopoo into peepee, and priced it at £80. If you marketed it well enough to sell 1 unit a day you could theoretically live off it, or at least build an audience to eventually sell the new and improved PeePoo plugin and repeat the process again.

Take out a large loan, put half of it into XRP, then cruise with the rest of it.

Undercut the market and suck 80 dicks for 1 pound each

I offer three plans with my counselling:

1. Suck 10 dicks for £8/suck
2. Suck 20 dicks for £4/suck
3. Suck 40 dicks for £2/suck

If you have at least 7000 dollars, you can stake it into datamining and passively make 900 a week give or take.

Do you offer VIP plans?

how

$20k in BAL/ETH balancer pool will make you >100$ a day

Literally just told you. Buy Datamine (DAM) and stake it on their site

Shit, really that much? Anywhere I can see the returns?

whats the catch?

sure
pools.vision/pool/0x9dde0b1d39d0d2c6589cde1bfed3542d2a3c5b11

249% APY at the moment, it does change and dipped now, also if you're in this pool you're exposed to BAL which went from 35 to 20 now I believe. So it's not a sure fire thing. But 20k at 250% APY is $135 a day.
These high digits are a recent development, governance voted BAL pools to get bigger gibs.

Catch is it's on Uniswap and could be a long term scam. But people seem to trust it.

Jesus, hate to ask spoon-feed but could you direct me to a tutorial where to set this shit up.

Are dividends paid daily?

Stake it into datamining? Never heard of this before

Why don’t you charge 1 suck for $80 then boom works over

Buy crypto mining rig or stake and lend BZRX

>Are dividends paid daily?
Weekly.

If you're unfamiliar with Balancer, it's just a uniswap with more customizability, and they pay in their own governance token to people that provide liquidity to the platform. I don't really know where to go for a tutorial, with pools.vision you can see what each pool will get you, and putting liquidity in is pretty simple. Try reading their medium articles I guess.

For the record, I don't really think this is a good long term passive income thing, liquidity mining will meet its end eventually, I doubt it'll be as fast as the recent defi farm scams though, considering how slow your income is. I plan on sticking in for $80 BAL or a few months.

>take out a loan in $100s in cash
>change half of the $100s into 2 x $50s
>give 9% of the total to wealthy Jews
>Cruise gay bars
THIS IS YOUR PLAN, FAGGOT

buy 10 yfi and stake them on governance

Do a lot of stuff online. Start a store. Do consulting. Find some sort of service you can offer to local businesses. If you have some sort of tangible skill, that will help a lot.

Stake Chainlink. 10% APY

How much do you need to make good returns?

Or 20 dicks 4 free