Biz,
I need about £80 a day in order to cover my bills. If I found out how to make £80 a day I could quit my job, adopt the neet lifestyle and play vidya all day. How do I do it?
How to make money
Isaac Mitchell
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Charles Bennett
Bump
Zachary Parker
Get a job?
Nathaniel Myers
Is that times 365.25?
Gabriel Ramirez
That’s a shit existence by the way.
Justin Evans
Suck 4 dicks a day for 20 each
Isaac Phillips
or 20 dicks at 4 each.
James Edwards
Develop, market and sell a digital asset which solves a problem for a certain demographic. Let's say you developed a Photoshop plugin which instantly turns images of poopoo into peepee, and priced it at £80. If you marketed it well enough to sell 1 unit a day you could theoretically live off it, or at least build an audience to eventually sell the new and improved PeePoo plugin and repeat the process again.
Christopher Adams
Take out a large loan, put half of it into XRP, then cruise with the rest of it.
Cameron Ortiz
Undercut the market and suck 80 dicks for 1 pound each
Jonathan Richardson
I offer three plans with my counselling:
1. Suck 10 dicks for £8/suck
2. Suck 20 dicks for £4/suck
3. Suck 40 dicks for £2/suck
Jason Baker
If you have at least 7000 dollars, you can stake it into datamining and passively make 900 a week give or take.
Connor Clark
Do you offer VIP plans?
Blake Hall
how
Justin Ramirez
$20k in BAL/ETH balancer pool will make you >100$ a day
Brayden Turner
Literally just told you. Buy Datamine (DAM) and stake it on their site
Connor Allen
Shit, really that much? Anywhere I can see the returns?
Michael Wright
whats the catch?
Chase Hernandez
sure
pools.vision
249% APY at the moment, it does change and dipped now, also if you're in this pool you're exposed to BAL which went from 35 to 20 now I believe. So it's not a sure fire thing. But 20k at 250% APY is $135 a day.
These high digits are a recent development, governance voted BAL pools to get bigger gibs.
Angel Gutierrez
Catch is it's on Uniswap and could be a long term scam. But people seem to trust it.
Jacob Turner
Jesus, hate to ask spoon-feed but could you direct me to a tutorial where to set this shit up.
Are dividends paid daily?
Evan Davis
Stake it into datamining? Never heard of this before
Nathan Ross
Why don’t you charge 1 suck for $80 then boom works over
Matthew Collins
Buy crypto mining rig or stake and lend BZRX
Adam Peterson
>Are dividends paid daily?
Weekly.
If you're unfamiliar with Balancer, it's just a uniswap with more customizability, and they pay in their own governance token to people that provide liquidity to the platform. I don't really know where to go for a tutorial, with pools.vision you can see what each pool will get you, and putting liquidity in is pretty simple. Try reading their medium articles I guess.
For the record, I don't really think this is a good long term passive income thing, liquidity mining will meet its end eventually, I doubt it'll be as fast as the recent defi farm scams though, considering how slow your income is. I plan on sticking in for $80 BAL or a few months.
Wyatt Thomas
>take out a loan in $100s in cash
>change half of the $100s into 2 x $50s
>give 9% of the total to wealthy Jews
>Cruise gay bars
THIS IS YOUR PLAN, FAGGOT
Adrian Peterson
buy 10 yfi and stake them on governance
Jackson Turner
Do a lot of stuff online. Start a store. Do consulting. Find some sort of service you can offer to local businesses. If you have some sort of tangible skill, that will help a lot.
Colton Rogers
Stake Chainlink. 10% APY
Isaiah Perez
How much do you need to make good returns?
Angel Carter
Or 20 dicks 4 free