What are some low risk crimes i can do to make some easy money

What are some low risk crimes i can do to make some easy money

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whoring yourself out to BBC

Sucking dicks behind a gas station.

grow weed

I ain’t no hoe.

Rob banks digitally. Open a chat sesh in their support section and say you are robbing them and then give an account number to wire the funds to.

seems like the crime world isn't for you kiddo

Sounds pretty promising desu

>the crime of prostitution
>not the crime of faggotry
the world's out of control

So far the best idea is to grow weed