What are some low risk crimes i can do to make some easy money

What are some low risk crimes i can do to make some easy money

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whoring yourself out to BBC

Sucking dicks behind a gas station.

grow weed

I ain’t no hoe.

Rob banks digitally. Open a chat sesh in their support section and say you are robbing them and then give an account number to wire the funds to.

seems like the crime world isn't for you kiddo

Sounds pretty promising desu

>the crime of prostitution
>not the crime of faggotry
the world's out of control

So far the best idea is to grow weed

shoplift, steal all your food

steal the food grocery stores throw out/waste. It's still good and you can save money on food.

stealing tips from chinese restaurants

so lemme explain, i absolutely fucking hate chinks with a passion after i lived with a couple for a few months renting out a place. theyre disgusting and have absolutely no consideration for anyone but themselves.

i do food delivery sometimes and many places have made crappy protection barriers so they dont have to ineract physically with customers as much. due to covid, alot of chinese places now openly leave tip jars in front of the door while they are off back somewhere in the kitchen or busy preoccupied with the cash register. these chink fucks treat me like shit everytime i pick up the slop they cook so i do the same with them by snatching their tip money before i leave to complete a delivery.

Certain Californian cities are no longer having their police forces respond to shoplifting when the value is below a certain threshold. An unscrupulous user could shoplift items and then resell them on Amazon.

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twitter and discord scam bots

Tip jars.
Mushrooms.
Fencing.
Tip offs.

buy link

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Elaborate user, you’ve piqued my attention

credit card fraud

Nobody tips at chink restaurants

traffic arms to a cartel

You can easily get free shit on Amazon and then resell it on eBay or something.

>buy on Amazon
>complain to pajeet customer service rep
>gives you refund
>sell item

There are plenty of Amazon items that they give you for free “no return necessary” if you attempt a return. Also complain about furniture all the time they will automatically give you 20% credit back.

Exploit Jeff Bezos outsourcing jobs to India

Based.

you can still end up on a neighborhood watchlist

Certain West-Coast cities no longer have their police forces respond.

Honestly they aren’t any better than dirty crackers. White people make me want to puke. Why are they always so fat, smelly, and crusty?

orchestrate exit scams and shill them on

Is this what (((they’re))) feeding you in the sticks?

>OOH HONESTRY DEY NO BETTA DEN DIRTY ROUND EYES
lmao

your ID says BLM

This is jewry, not easy crimes to do for money.
>Hebrew detected

The greatest exit scam of all