Late January, see Wuhan virus videos

>late January, see Wuhan virus videos
>death everywhere
>lose my shit
>situation getting worse, covered up by media
>nobody seems to know or care
>sell my link stack @ 2.75
>genuinely rent small cabin innawoods for a year, rent paid upfront
>pick up key from landlord who doesn't seem to know about virus
>stock up on as much canned food/supplies as can fit in car
>feels like zombie apocalypse
>cabin is miles from civilization
>get to cabin
>no internet connection
>wander out half a mile from cabin & can't pick up slither of data
>spend months alone eating canned food
>literally ate over 100 cans of beans this year
>forgot to bring more clothes so end up having to handwash clothes every week
>lost in my thoughts all this time, wondering if civilization has burned to the ground.
>living free in the wild, total solitude, feeling like i am the last man on earth
>stargaze every night
>manage a diet of 1000 calories a day to ration food
>starve
>end up losing so much body fat
>look like brad pitt in fight club
>end up reading copy of the bible in the cabin from back to front
>go through existential transformation
>begin to think deeply about nature of reality
>devise entire philosophical system from scratch with notepad & pen
>fear that ruled me when i arrived is long gone
>feel like a new man
>walk through the woods naked, daily
>begin to gauge entirely new way of thinking and living as a man
>actually happy for the first time in adult life
>supplies get to bare minimum
>finally have to venture back to civilization
>no fear
>drive home
>find everyone walking about town as normal
>where are bodies lining the streets? where is apocalypse?
>turn my phone on for first time since February
>find out whole thing was FUCKING NOTHING
>find out LINK hit $19 while i was away
>COULD HAVE BEEN A MILLIONAIRE
>find ou black lives matter and antifa have been rioting for months and we're on brink of civil war
>WTF
>i dipped out of society for THIS?
>serenity crumbles
>full of fucking rage

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>>find ou black lives matter and antifa have been rioting for months and we're on brink of civil war
>>WTF
>>i dipped out of society for THIS?
Much like you did with your linkies, you dipped out too early, the real collapse is coming and you blew your load already on an overblown pandemic. Enjoy the zombie apocalypse.

based alarmist survivalist retard

And this ladies and gentlemen is why you never go full retard schizo

Link actually hit $20.11

you have to go back

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you made it back JUST in time for 2nd wave

dont be naked innawoods you get lime disease

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