>late January, see Wuhan virus videos
>death everywhere
>lose my shit
>situation getting worse, covered up by media
>nobody seems to know or care
>sell my link stack @ 2.75
>genuinely rent small cabin innawoods for a year, rent paid upfront
>pick up key from landlord who doesn't seem to know about virus
>stock up on as much canned food/supplies as can fit in car
>feels like zombie apocalypse
>cabin is miles from civilization
>get to cabin
>no internet connection
>wander out half a mile from cabin & can't pick up slither of data
>spend months alone eating canned food
>literally ate over 100 cans of beans this year
>forgot to bring more clothes so end up having to handwash clothes every week
>lost in my thoughts all this time, wondering if civilization has burned to the ground.
>living free in the wild, total solitude, feeling like i am the last man on earth
>stargaze every night
>manage a diet of 1000 calories a day to ration food
>starve
>end up losing so much body fat
>look like brad pitt in fight club
>end up reading copy of the bible in the cabin from back to front
>go through existential transformation
>begin to think deeply about nature of reality
>devise entire philosophical system from scratch with notepad & pen
>fear that ruled me when i arrived is long gone
>feel like a new man
>walk through the woods naked, daily
>begin to gauge entirely new way of thinking and living as a man
>actually happy for the first time in adult life
>supplies get to bare minimum
>finally have to venture back to civilization
>no fear
>drive home
>find everyone walking about town as normal
>where are bodies lining the streets? where is apocalypse?
>turn my phone on for first time since February
>find out whole thing was FUCKING NOTHING
>find out LINK hit $19 while i was away
>COULD HAVE BEEN A MILLIONAIRE
>find ou black lives matter and antifa have been rioting for months and we're on brink of civil war
>WTF
>i dipped out of society for THIS?
>serenity crumbles
>full of fucking rage
Late January, see Wuhan virus videos
never seen this pasta before
i don't usually ask this, but if not a larp, post proof
>>find ou black lives matter and antifa have been rioting for months and we're on brink of civil war
>>WTF
>>i dipped out of society for THIS?
Much like you did with your linkies, you dipped out too early, the real collapse is coming and you blew your load already on an overblown pandemic. Enjoy the zombie apocalypse.
based alarmist survivalist retard
And this ladies and gentlemen is why you never go full retard schizo
Link actually hit $20.11
you have to go back
you made it back JUST in time for 2nd wave
dont be naked innawoods you get lime disease
Opbp
lol oh yeah turns out the covid shit is all fake and its a big nothing burger to kill the economy
You did really believe the stupid fake propaganda videos about the dead bodies in China? It was obvious from the start that it was just anti China propaganda. How would they be able to hide this if it was real, man just think about this
i've contracted it after making out with multiple easy girls in my eastern European weekend vacation. this shit is real but only was like 10% pneumonia, easy to handle if you're young.
Anybody serious about SHTF should have one of these
Kek, this was tasty.
Mamma mia! *chef's kiss*
back to /cvg/ retard
based story op too bad you bought the nothing burger virus and it sucks you sold nothing serger oracle tech scam tokens
>>late January, see Wuhan virus videos
you're THAT susceptible to propaganda? I thought I had problems, damn dude
Starting a mud hut village in Africa, feel free to join
so, uh, what WAS the Chinese videos with masks and ded chinks in the street and stuffs then?
Chinese crisis actors trying to scare the round eye
oriental trickery
Go back
I saw those videos and no way were those crisis actors, motherfuckers were falling over dead in the street and being bagged up on sidewalks. I honestly think we got a mutated less lethal and more transmittable version of the virus, china, iran and asian countries got fucking rekt
We don't care
Based. I unironically went/am going through something slightly similar. I moved to South America and sheet. Living away from civilization.
Sounds like you were happier innawoods friend
Hope you still have your cabin cuz the civil war is coming November.
maybe so because the ccp is stil under the impression that the worst threat to them is the domestic pop in China kek.
I still think that I saw Chinese people in my local shop activated as part of a fifth column to spread the virus by any means necessary. They were dressed kinda military/survivalist too. Guess it didn't work.