Looks like you have no idea what you're doing. From now on, just keep buying SPY or QQQ, every month.
Charles Butler
>How do I salvage a -85% You don't put yourself into a position where you can be btfo'd with an 85% drawdown. There is no recovery. Stop buying weeklies.
Matthew Stewart
That's painful. Don't yolo shit and practice some sort of money management.
Leo Cox
Good morning /smg/! Ive never been to one of these threads so early, so let's start things off right. Don't forget to buy GME tomorrow at open.
Unironically yes. With women, you have three options: (1) you make more money than her, you manage the finances, and she spends behind your back and begs you for dumb luxuries (2) she makes more money than you, she manages the finances, and you spend behind her back and beg her for dumb luxuries (3) you keep rigorously separate finances, and argue about what is whose the whole time No matter what you do, you'll resent each other in the end. People weren't made to bring each other happiness.
Jayden Rivera
What a depressing, but true, sentiment
Aaron Taylor
Not told my wife shit about stocks. She's dying to go Maldives she'd blow my stack instantly. Her philosophy in life is "you could die tomorrow" which I get but. I see 10k can make 100k if you play it right. The Maldives will just take longer.
Daniel Lopez
Truth. Extremely based.
I can't tell you how many 10/10 college educated sluts I've fucked....all because they don't know how to handle finances....I'm talking the best of the best to.
Pro tip: Never go to college.
Women truly are terrible at finances. Forever remember this.
Dominic Hernandez
My best friend definitely falls into category 2. His wife makes more money than him and generally wears the pants. I can't help but get the feeling that she is just waiting to get sexually dominated by someone but it will never come.
Blake Bennett
I'm sorry, but, this isn't a gif? The file format implies this is a .gif (pronounced [dot giff]), however, my personal perception leads me to conclude that this is infact, a still image. I would humbly urge you to alter your file formatting to convey a more honest and trustworthy message to those in our community. Thank you!
Angel Long
I'm an actual brainlet. Enjoy laughing at my ineptitude.
I've been on option 3 for 11 years, and everything is going great. My salary is about twice hers.
Chase Foster
That's not half bad. Everyone fucks up badly here and there. Can't learn without having scars from brutal mistakes....Just don't lose everything and you should be ok.
Colton Reed
>Loses 4.8k Psh, you'll never be as good as this Robinhood trader.
Thanks user. It's only like 5% of my portfolio so my lack of risk tolerance saved me. Totally felt like a big brain move at the time, feeling foolish now though.
James Martin
when did you buy these? if it was a few months ago, that's just bad luck
if you bought these as weeklies, idk what to tell you
Jace Evans
You need to learn to make smart, big dick plays like this.
Opened most on the 11th, averaged down a bit the following week. I was actually up on the SPY puts at a few point, probably shoulda sold then. GLD just tanked the entire time.
Jonathan Diaz
Welcome home HD chad
Lucas Rivera
>Portfolio Diversity: >74.96% Go big or go home. 100% YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT You should generally close out monthlies before the 2 week mark, earlier is better. Theta starts taking an absolute shit toll on your folio. Also, no averaging down allowed on options.
Thomas Butler
>Go big or go home. 100% The other 25% is 1/21 $15 calls
For me it’s option 3. Best decision I ever made. She’d always overdraw OUR account finally decide to try separate accounts and all the sudden the bitch can do math.
Jeremiah Nguyen
Do the exact polar opposite of whatever absolute nonsense you’ve been doing to lead you to this point.
