Good morning /smg/! Ive never been to one of these threads so early, so let's start things off right. Don't forget to buy GME tomorrow at open.
/smg/ - Stock Market General
Leo Cox
Gabriel Diaz
SHLL, TRNE, CCXX, PUTS Draftkings.
Thank me by voting for the Orange Man.
Nolan Lee
GME
Adrian Ross
Dear God... Please tell us your degenerate trades. Weekly options?
Joseph Miller
>SHLL
>not SBE
user why
Juan Garcia
My bad...I actually like SBE...forgot to include.
Please forgive me user.
James Lopez
Unironically yes. With women, you have three options:
(1) you make more money than her, you manage the finances, and she spends behind your back and begs you for dumb luxuries
(2) she makes more money than you, she manages the finances, and you spend behind her back and beg her for dumb luxuries
(3) you keep rigorously separate finances, and argue about what is whose the whole time
No matter what you do, you'll resent each other in the end. People weren't made to bring each other happiness.
Jayden Rivera
What a depressing, but true, sentiment
Aaron Taylor
Not told my wife shit about stocks. She's dying to go Maldives she'd blow my stack instantly. Her philosophy in life is "you could die tomorrow" which I get but. I see 10k can make 100k if you play it right. The Maldives will just take longer.
Daniel Lopez
Truth. Extremely based.
I can't tell you how many 10/10 college educated sluts I've fucked....all because they don't know how to handle finances....I'm talking the best of the best to.
Pro tip: Never go to college.
Women truly are terrible at finances. Forever remember this.