Boomers

They're old, they have plenty of resources to live out the rest of their lives and they don't need to worry about what it'll be worth in 30 years. It will also be easier to transfer to the estate after they die.

At least convince them to put it into DMM for 6%. (then push for DMG after they trust you)

it's their money, let them do what they want with it, literally why care about other peoples shit?

That means you're 40 or 50. Isn't past your bedtime grandpa?

If they're on a fixed income thing until death putting it in a life insurance policy would be much better than not doing anything at all.
That way OP could avoid inheritance tax and they all can have peace of mind on the agreement.

boomers are scum of the earth
I told my dad to buy bitcoin when it was $5 dollars
he got so upset with me called me an idiot basically pressured me out of bitcoin
flash forward to $1500 BTC he's all about crypto because his boomer brother said it was interesting
Last night I made a joke about him owing me 10% since I'm his money manager
he told me I was a horrible money manager and I don't know shit
brought up the past
>That never happened user I told you about bitcoin
I teach him about liquidity pools since this nigger now has probably a million in crypto and could make money with
>this is a fucking ponzi casino user
next day I'm trying to relax
>user can you show me how to do yeild farming Boomtuber was saying it's the next great thing
Sorry for the rant but I'm salty AF

This

You sound like a shitty son who comes from shitty parents.
Probably comes several hundred generations of shitty ancestors

yeah pretty much

$5 coin?
Why didn't you buy any?

I was into bitcoin since then but didn't start stacking seriously until 2015.
I remember back then I brought up bitcoin to the IT guy at his office and he said it was a scam and my dad listened to the IT guy.

So since then I made about 1.5m, but I just can't bring myself to relax and settle down.
My dad is confused as to why I'm bitter with the world, and why I don't cash out and join a country club.
I want to kick off a technology renaissance utilizing distributed consensus technology.

I despise full of shit boomers at country clubs content with their little fake bubble.