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Fake Narratives, Trump is in the Iron Lung RIP

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peepeepoopoo

absolutely based first post

big if true

Trump working hard doodling his name on a blank paper

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Sunday evening dread is really starting to kick in. HYLN please moon tomorrow.

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What do I do? Dynamic hedging, derivatives structuring and pricing. No one in this house can touch me on that.

But does anybody appreciate that? While you were busy minoring in gender studies and singing a capella at Sarah Lawrence, I was buying credit default swaps on vintage synthetic CDOs. I was one click away from starting a second Flash Crash.

I prevent transaction slippage. I monitor for regime shifts, emergency portfolio rebalances, and faulty position sizing. The futures market - heard of it? - transfers half a trillion of notional exposure minute; do you have any idea how that happens? All those Robinhood shitputs and YOLO calls sitting directly in your shitty little smartphone day after day, every dipshit who shits his pants if he can't get a market order for QQQ in under twelve miliseconds? It's not magic, it's talent and sweat. People like me ensure your trades never fail to deliver. So what do I do? I makes sure that one bad parameter on one key model doesn't bankrupt the entire fucking company. That's what the fuck I do.

What happens if Trump is still in the hospital tomorrow?

first for kimchi stinks like 糞

true if big

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have 30k in cash what do i do with it?

i have money in roth maxed, 401k is getting maxed, and i invest 160 to taxable account weekly.

I don't see another stimulus happening, sad to say. I want another 2400 bucks as much as anyone but they'll be hell bent on getting that judge on the bench before the election to do anything else. Then if biden wins, congress and trump will just twiddle their thumbs counting down the clock till the new president is sworn in.

>tfw everything in my portfolio that I've individually picked out has tanked over the past few months
>tfw random shitpost penny stocks that were shilled here 3 years ago are the only thing keeping my portfolio in the green
Whatever user shilled AGRX 3 years ago bless you. Fuck stocks. I'm selling all my bags once I can break even and am dumping everything into DIV lel

What do you bros think about Schwab stock slices for a poorfag? My friend is curious about that, he's so poor lol

GME to $8.5 or $11 tomorrow?

Nothing. His earliest expected departure is tommorow. Tech and pharma are going to pump

how much do you think amd will pump to next week because of ryzen? i wanna buy calls but im worried because tech has been so up and down the last couple weeks

People hold HYLN for short play?

Buy NAK but not GME

8.5
I’m heavy in GME
Just be realistic, tomorrow will likely be the bottom

Squeeze to 8.5 and then we pump past 11.

It should be a nice ride. I’ll be riding along with TQQQ but respect to AMD for providing the fuel

I don't think he's gonna leave the hospital Monday and if he does it will only be because he is able to get a doctor and nurse to administer all the drugs and oxygen he still needs outside the hospital. Its certainly possible but judging from the drugs he's received its unlikely (unless regenerons cocktail ends up being dope as fuck)

XOM bros.... you guys think XOM will hit a new 52 week low?

I got calls on their reveals for later this October. Expecting a run up on share price before a slight dip prior to the announcement like with Nvidia.

>have like 14k in normal trade account
>lets just imagine for a second
>I'm holding a stock 6,390 shares of a stock at .47 average
>lets say something get approved and this medicine is suddenly very helpful in preventing covid deaths. Trials are already going well.
>lets say it goes to 20? $127,800
>lets say it goes to 100? $639,000
>What do I do?

It may be a dream but, there is a non-zero chance. Do I sell half at a certain point and pay short term capital gains tax then let the rest ride after 20?

If it goes to 100 or higher do I just hold for over a year? I wouldn't know what to do with that much money and I should probably talk to my parents accountant.

this is all of course, probably not going to happen.

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Used by that certain kind of faggot everyone knows who brags about owning fractional shares of F or GME through Acorns. I mean usually percentage gain is more important than dollar amount but if you want to make money you need to put money in.

KEK
i've driven a semi, the beauty about diesel is you pump it and go. when you team the only time the truck stops is to switch and fuel. ur fucked if you gotta wait for fuggin batteries to charge. electric semi is niche and honestly unviable

Stimulus will not pass senate unless mcconnell has a brain fart and wants to give senate to the dems without a fight. Trump literally has no path to victory at this time. Market already priced in a biden win and stimulus after election. I don’t think it’s priced in business unfriendly policies from a dem sweep

is the big squeeze going to happen or not, monday is the last day right?

i'd cash in at 20.

Tell me some therapeutics or pharma stocks I wanted to throw some money in on friday but nobody really had any leads

Trump looked fucking terrible when he was on camera last. I'm sure he's gonna make it but he looks shockingly rough. Am I gonna make it?

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Sell small amounts of it as it rises so that when it inevitably falls you don't go
>FUCK I COULD'VE HAD DERPDEDERP DOLL HAIRS

I've only ever seen 1 (one) user here make money with SQQQ consistently.

>I don’t think it’s priced in business unfriendly policies from a dem sweep
I disagree. I think dems are gonna opt for full MMT spending if they take the presidency and senate. I think if presidency goes to biden and senate remains republican they'll stop the flow of gibs

No... whoever said this monday probably thought 13 days of ftd includes weekends and it does not.

GILD apparently makes one of the drugs that they're giving to the orange man so if he lives I'd imagine that would be good for them

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im a neet and i sit at my moms house. im about to eat the new cheeto mac and cheese. but does anybody appreciate that? i sit and eat while you jack off in the mirror

Yes, probably until December - January it should rebound. Don't catch the knife too early

Tomorrow we go up frens
Although if we go down I don't care. I'm 60% cash plus I halved my portfolio a week ago

I'm only holding it until it's confirmed Trump is better. Than I'm probably gonna go 50/50 NAK and GME

Put it in a savings account.

Because that meme stock goes up all the time when it should crash and burn like the stupid nothingburger it is, but they've successfully sold a story to the market. A story of clean super amazing electric vehicles that make the world amazing forever because now we aren't making exhaust gasses and that hurts the environment despite all evidence to the contrary.

The simple fact that they are struggling to meet their vehicle quota and they don't actually have workable batteries for their goals is secondary to the romanticism of being a part of "the next big thing."

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You keep saying the same shit over and over every half hour or so. It's not going to make it come true in November.

diversify yo bonds, nigga

Oh shit you’re saying market is going up on MMT? Damn we socialists now

>thehill.com/homenews/administration/519552-photo-of-mark-meadows-rubbing-his-head-during-update-on-trumps-health
>Meadows came under hot water this weekend after he was identified to be the source who told reporters on Saturday that Trump’s “vitals over the last 24 hours were very concerning, and the next 48 hours will be critical in terms of his care.”
>Initially, Meadows’s comments were attributed to an official familiar with the president’s condition before an online video revealed that the chief of staff talked to pool reporters after Conley’s Saturday briefing.
>The New York Times and CNN reported that President Trump is furious with Meadows after he contradicted Conley’s message during Saturday’s press conference that the president was “doing well” and “in exceptionally good spirits.”
>During Sunday’s press briefing, Conley said Meadows’s comments were “misconstrued.”
>"The chief and I work side by side, and I think his statement was misconstrued. What he meant was that 24 hours ago when he and I were checking on the president, that there was that momentary episode of a high fever and that temporary drop in the saturation, which prompted us to act expediently to move him up here," Conley said.
>Conley also said on Sunday that the president had received supplemental oxygen during his treatment. The doctor said he decided not to say the president was given oxygen on Saturday because he wanted to “reflect the upbeat attitude of the team.”
>President Trump and first lady Melania Trump announced early Friday that they tested positive for COVID-19. Early that evening, the president was taken to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in Bethesda, Md.

Liquidate all of your positions at the open on Monday. You've been warned. No mercy if you ignore this warning.

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Thanks user,

Sell pay taxes and reinvest what do you mean? If it skyrockets like that you can be assured it will crash or correct back to somewhere normal.

Not with SQQQ. Friday was the big trump coof shock. People are going to be scooping tech up like crazy

We're going to be pumping on "Trump recovery going well" tweets. It's the new "Trade talks going well" and "Stimulus talks going well" for this coming week.

Nah
Hold until ps5

I appreciate it user. Enjoy your Mac and cheese.

He’s def staying in hospital until mid next week just in case the aftermath kicks in

>Trump literally has no path to victory this time.

Reagan won re-election off of his assassination attempt. What do you think is going to happen if Trump beats covid?

Permabulls are retarded, we WILL crash tomorrow. It

oh shit, but that does mean it would be this week though.

Source?

>GME 1/15/21 15c

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mmt will work until the currency collapses and USD is no longer the world reserve currency. That could take years.

source:
>simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_attempt_on_Ronald_Reagan
>Before the shooting, Reagan had the lowest approval ratings of any president during his first term in office. After the shooting, Reagan's approval ratings rose. The assassination attempt boosted his popularity and some may say that it helped him win his re-election campaign in 1984.

I honestly don't know about that. I have a feeling tomorrow is still going to be mostly red.

Kys delusional retard

t. Holding SQQQ bags

Welcome back soijack GME hating user. It's been a minute. Hope your weekend was fun.

kys tranny

That he was able to be on camera, means it's not that bad. Unlike what happened to our beloved Boris...

A lot of people have this feeling but it means nothing

>he didnt buy 10/16 SQQQ calls Thursday evening when Drumpf was diagnosed with the Wu Ping Cough
Stay poor nigger!

>Liquidate all of your positions at the open on Monday. You've been warned.
I did on Friday except for Ruger. The swing setup on Ruger is really nice and uncertainty about election will only help it.

Hopefully. But that set up is the bee's knees. Drop off the top held at 200 day average. That line tested repeatedly and held since. Get high volume move above $65 on some good news (or riots) and it's headed straight back to $90.

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i'll be honest. i have 200 shares of GME at $10 and if it gets to $8 i'll buy 200 more.

At least for me, there is a very specific reason I only dumped $300 into SQQQ. I'm not gonna be stuck holding large bags of SQQQ if my play is wrong.

Bidong fag here, if Trump and his campaign actually manage to convince the public that Gorona is Democrat's attempt at assassination, I think Trump would deserve to win.

Literally everyone thinks Trump's getting fucked by himself right now. Public information is also way more accessible now. Conspiracy theory work both ways, as soon as Trump got sick people are already saying he's faking it for pity points.

Not who you're responding too and I agree it's probably going to be red. But if there are big dips this week it's crazy to not expose yourself to at least some risk in tech with players like AMD, AAPL, AMZN, and TSLA doing ers this month.

Oct 9 if I can count correctly. Don't count on anything though, we'll probably be let down. Only thing we can do is wait and see.

>this time for sure!

That’s why stay away. TQQQ bags aren’t as heavy unless you bought in at like $160

cock

makes me happy im a day trader who has some GME. hopefully get some GME cheapies out of the ordeal. but that's just gambling money, glad i don't have to deal with overnight risk in this climate, ya'll are fucking crazy.

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Yeah but he's only had the shanghai shivers for like 3 days. Covid is supposed to be a miserable 2 week experience but they are acting like he beat the virus in 3 days. I hope he gets better quick but Jesus people need to be realistic.