Reserve Haiku

Profits and peasants,
We're all going to make it,
Venezuelan pimps.

Just wrote a little haiku thinking about how rich we RSR rangers are going to be. What does biz think?

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Cringe

I don't get it

Dude it has been over for a long time. They have exactly ZERO active defi features. It was a scam after all and Charlie left to do something real.

Charlie got fired for shitposting here.

Lots of fud here, buying more

so this is the kind of thread made by the shills who come to shit on FREEDOM RESERVE? gay

Poor taste detected. You weren't going to be invited to the pimps and yachts party anyway.

I hold like 1 mil
I hope I get fucking rich
five seven five bullshit

Hybrid stablecoins,
Hyperinflation killer,
Nevin's apostles.

This one is pretty good.

>Big poopy dumpster
>A little, useless scam dump
>at the old garbage

Critique for Scam - A Haiku:

"The juxtaposition of scam and garbage is truly inspired."
- The Daily Tale

"I don't like short poems. So why am I reviewing a haiku, you may wonder? Well, I liked the title - 'Scam'. It went down hill from there."
- Enid Kibbler

"Amazing how so few words can set a scene so perfectly. I close my eyes and all I can see is the big poopy dumpster."
- Hit the Spoof

"I felt that I was a scam. It was spooky. I hope to read more by Anonymous. Perhaps next time, something longer."
- Zob Gloop

"I've always wanted to write a haiku about a scam. I can't belive Anonymous has beaten me to it."
- Betty Borison

"Big poopy dumpster is a popular first line for a haiku. It's incredible how much diversity can be achieved with those final lines."
- Chris Critic, otherwise known as Cristic

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Extremely cringe memes, going to have to start posting more racism to wash out the normalfags

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lol forgot pic

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I've been out of the loop for a few weeks. Have there been any RSR developments?

based and reserve pilled

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Crypto messiahs,
Paypal mafia is back,
No tears for Tether.

Everything's going great. $0.08 EOY

>RSR
>developments
KEK

Niggers, kikes and spics
Break your backs under my lash
Toiling in the sun

>listing on curve
>just revealed yesterday some sort of internal exchange being developed
>announced they'll be working with a bank in Panama
>mainnet in 2021

pee pee poo poo pee
poo poo pee pee poo poo pee
fifty six dollars

who cares.. a cex. yay. desperate move.

Plebeian fiat,
Turns into stable dollars,
For drunken hookers.

Epic flatulence?
RSR has the answer
Buy some fartless beans

Pretty good

was any of that supposed to funny?

Wow

Reserve Protocol,
Backed by Thiel and company,
That bull never sleeps.

Crap Haiku, doesn't even scan

Angry Maduro,
Powerless against Reserve,
Returns to the bus.

yes, fudding like that is desperate

Hundred bil supply
Don't care I'm never selling
If you know you know