This one is pretty good.
Reserve Haiku
Jaxson Parker
Blake Thompson
>Big poopy dumpster
>A little, useless scam dump
>at the old garbage
Critique for Scam - A Haiku:
"The juxtaposition of scam and garbage is truly inspired."
- The Daily Tale
"I don't like short poems. So why am I reviewing a haiku, you may wonder? Well, I liked the title - 'Scam'. It went down hill from there."
- Enid Kibbler
"Amazing how so few words can set a scene so perfectly. I close my eyes and all I can see is the big poopy dumpster."
- Hit the Spoof
"I felt that I was a scam. It was spooky. I hope to read more by Anonymous. Perhaps next time, something longer."
- Zob Gloop
"I've always wanted to write a haiku about a scam. I can't belive Anonymous has beaten me to it."
- Betty Borison
"Big poopy dumpster is a popular first line for a haiku. It's incredible how much diversity can be achieved with those final lines."
- Chris Critic, otherwise known as Cristic
Brandon Ross
Extremely cringe memes, going to have to start posting more racism to wash out the normalfags
Michael Peterson
...
Henry Cruz
lol forgot pic
Brody Russell
I've been out of the loop for a few weeks. Have there been any RSR developments?
Brayden Butler
based and reserve pilled
Jonathan Murphy
Crypto messiahs,
Paypal mafia is back,
No tears for Tether.
Camden Reed
Everything's going great. $0.08 EOY
Brayden Turner
>RSR
>developments
KEK