How to save crypto furtune from thief's?

once you made it. how to save your wallet seed and protect it from thief's and kidnapper's? how does basedboy vitalik move around town without fear of getting mugged?

vault at home? can be picked or $5 wrenched.
vault at bank? only 10-25k insurance.
3rd party managed fund? not your keys not your coins.

srsly. HOW?!?????!?!?!?

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stealth mode

Imagine the smell

Same shit with fiat someone can kidnap your ass right now

who holds thousands and millions in fiat inside his flat/wherever you store your seed???

Move to Singapore. Duh. Safest nation on earth.

nation doesn't matter really if you hold millions under your mattress

You can encrypt your key with pass.
You can save your key on some other format ( for example 52 card deck, the order can be the private key)
You use multisign X of Y key in different locations.

Use XMR, only convert to BTC the amount you are going to withdraw from the ATM, keep your mouth shut.
Thats pretty much it.

even just using basic old fashioned cyphers can make it so if someone finds your key it is just gibberish
you can decrypt it using a pen and paper