once you made it. how to save your wallet seed and protect it from thief's and kidnapper's? how does basedboy vitalik move around town without fear of getting mugged?
vault at home? can be picked or $5 wrenched.
vault at bank? only 10-25k insurance.
3rd party managed fund? not your keys not your coins.
srsly. HOW?!?????!?!?!?
stealth mode
Imagine the smell
Same shit with fiat someone can kidnap your ass right now
who holds thousands and millions in fiat inside his flat/wherever you store your seed???
Move to Singapore. Duh. Safest nation on earth.
nation doesn't matter really if you hold millions under your mattress
You can encrypt your key with pass.
You can save your key on some other format ( for example 52 card deck, the order can be the private key)
You use multisign X of Y key in different locations.
Use XMR, only convert to BTC the amount you are going to withdraw from the ATM, keep your mouth shut.
Thats pretty much it.
even just using basic old fashioned cyphers can make it so if someone finds your key it is just gibberish
you can decrypt it using a pen and paper
carry a fucking gun. Live in a based state where they have a castle doctrine.
>multisign X of Y key
is there a how to? I'm mainly talking about 24 seed phrase of hardware wallets.
hardware wallet with PIN activated and stealth wallet key activated, with a decoy hidden wallet with a small amount of funds giving plausible deniability (if arrested you reveal the decoy wallet password only)
3d printed ghost FGC-9 mk. ii to protect against wrench attacks
cryptosteel capsule buried in backyard or within a commercial-grade vault which brown people can't open and white people can't open without power tools and a few days
hidden wallet password should be secure and ! NOT BE RECORDED ANYWHERE !
also, wash everything with monero.
I want to sniff every particle of girlsmell from her ass
>3d printed ghost FGC-9 mk. ii
thx, I googled it and now are probably on the list of FBI
imagine the smelly rape
How about not telling people you’re rich? You really think some random thief will search your entire house in search of your seed?
don't think too hard and go through all the trouble. Ledger most likely has a backdoor and can steal people's crypto. they are just waiting for mega bull run to start and pull the biggest rug ever.
if you have "friends" or "family" everyone knows and you should consider your crypto ownership revealed
thats your answer
you dont know WHO does that. no one knows who owns what and how much in their apartment
just dont show off in public, live in a rich neighborhood so u dont stand out and you blend in
chainalysis makes it easy on pseudonymous (what 99% of biz has) coins to figure out who has what.
trust me, you should take it seriously
That's a man
How people use closed washing mashines? My last one got so mouldy that i had to throw her out because i closed door on it
This
its easy, just put all your crypto into a smart contract vault, something like squirrel.finance
>can only withdraw to whitelisted addresses
>delayed whitelisting
>daily limit
literally enforced onchain, good luck muggers you can have today's $100 as you watch the rest 6 figures sit safely
belle is not a man but nice meme
Literally this
>into a smart contract vault
contract has flaw = rekt funds.
yeah course, you should always make your own -only takes like 20 lines
get someone to audit it if you're scared, but safest reasonable option for certain protection
Thats a man with a butt that farts!
>Belle Delphine
dropped