So I'm completely new to investing and I have no idea what to do with my money but here's things I've picked up on so far:
>avoid day trading I'm just gonna lose money out of sheer inexperience, nevermind the fact that I'm still poor means that conversions + commissions will always deny me from making a profit on anything short-term >try not to buy high >try not to sell low >I'm never going to get rich quick play the long game >I'm leafistani so I should stick with canadian? >account is a tfsa so I don't know what that means >don't buy all at once >I'm a fucking subhuman retard
I've already lost 100 dollars and counting (so I'll just tell myself I paid 100 to learn what not to do) I just want some passive income so the fuck do I buy
THIS WINTER IS GONNA FCK US IN THE ASS BUT I WONT SELL A DIME OF MY XOM & RDSB .
FCK ALL OF YOU ESG FAGGOTS!
4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS!
In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control; even over his own will.
Did we bottom out for the day. Also I am FUCKING DONE with robinhood jfc. they can't fill shit and the dollar i save on commissio nisn't worth getting RAPED a cent or more on contracts. LITERALLY RAPE AM SHAKING RIGHT NOW.
Cooper Rogers
I used to think the Bogdanoff memes were funny, but now I really get it
Dominic Evans
Any retard that sees this as Trumps fault deserves to lose all their money
Sebastian Wright
90% liquid except for my trusty Cathie mommy ETF. Thinking of the following portfolio:
I'm green on all my positions apart from AMZN, should I: 1. Sell tomorrow before earnings since they seem to wreck everyone 2. Hope they BTFO earnings so much they actually go up. 3. Wait for a couple of months for this all to blow over. I do have to pay interest in meantime, they're CFDs
>NAK successfully loaded up a new generation of bagholders Now begins the 3 year hibernation before the next meme event causes its shilling /smg/ again
Levi Ross
how the fuck do i always get bogged aaaaaaa
Xavier Rogers
It should’ve crashed a long while ago, it wouldn’t make sense for it to crash now. The market survived April, it will survive this.
Nathan Anderson
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND we're back
Wyatt White
I'm waging, how is the tech hearing going?
Liam Flores
So what's going on with Intel? Stock looks cheap
Jace Gomez
It's a meme. The volatility is because of the US election.
Hudson Hall
another march crash. cases will continue to climb.
Henry Ward
Literally a bull trap.
Jack Watson
>I'm leafistani so I should stick with canadian?
Also leaf. Here's my strategy.
CHP REIT--Loblaws Real-estate. Will likely recover to pre-covid.
TD bank--Large Canadian bank. Will likely recover to pre-covid.
Enbridge -- Risk play--Large oil and natural gas company. Might recover. Might not.
HSU - s&p 500 2x HQU - qqq 100 2x
I reinvest the dividends into hsu and hqu.
Dylan White
>all cash laughing at everyone who's still hodling
Here, I bought $10k of VDE. I know it's a contrarian buy, but I'm really just YOLOing it on the chance oil recovers in the next few years. 8% divvy is nice too :^)
Luke Jackson
Sooo when do I take profits on UVXY? Will it continue to rise until the election?
If you have bought 5 years ago and still held to this day you would have barely made anything
Adam Collins
EBAY CALLS OR PUTS?
Wyatt Bell
I only have 200 to play with unless I sell the 400 tesla I stupidly jumped on
Jack Gutierrez
What kind of man likes fake boobs? I want the real shit, not silicone. Tay tay obviously had a boob job which kinda destroys her image.
Evan Thompson
Options user are you there? The one that sells soxl calls -> buy leaps -> sell calls against the leaps -> buys FNGU.
Kayden Gray
Graph is looking similar to March. It’ll probably go up a bit right now but in the end, it will still crash. Every investor is anticipating a crash at this point. We’re stuck in a bull trap phase
Its a meme, don't' fall for it user. We will see heavy volatility before the election.
If biden wins, a sell off maybe but honestly I don't know. If the goyims get there stimulus, I'm not sure the MARKET will care about state lockdown issues. (the economy will sure)
>Every investor is anticipating a crash at this point. >We’re stuck in a bull trap phase
Jose Flores
Right now is unironically the best time to buy it. I made the mistake of buying it while it was still going up and should’ve waited. There’s no good news coming out anywhere so it’s your best chance to make some quick money
