Which are the best investments?

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claim haircomb

>1.500k
Half a million in cash no questions asked.
>2.Harvard scholarship
You get an intelligence boost, free home, status, and connections.
>3. Ability to buy stuff from the future
You can buy new technology every year in advance. You need the money to buy stuff though.

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500k and the faithful roastie

>green card
y-yeah I already live in a 1st world country, but thanks

>uni
I rather play vidya thanks

>ability to buy stuff from the future
???

>look like brad
???

That third column is the dumbest shit I've ever seen, unless that "stuff from five years in the future" is a collection of stock/crypto tickets.

Status and looks, easy. Debt-free medical school means you can rack up half a mil pretty quick and looks + money + status means she'll never leave anyways. Buying things from the future is retarded because they won't work better without futuristic infrastructure.

Hell, if it was just a Harvard degree, I'd take it no questions asked, even over the 500K. It's Harvard medical school, ie you're forced to work in the medical field, ie welcome to 12 hour shifts, newbie.
Roastie is nice, though.

education does not boost your intelligence midwit boy

What? You are "gifted brains to finish". How do you interpret this line?

>pick 2
>picks 3
You need the gifted brain lad