Which are the best investments?
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>1.500k
Half a million in cash no questions asked.
>2.Harvard scholarship
You get an intelligence boost, free home, status, and connections.
>3. Ability to buy stuff from the future
You can buy new technology every year in advance. You need the money to buy stuff though.
500k and the faithful roastie
>green card
y-yeah I already live in a 1st world country, but thanks
>uni
I rather play vidya thanks
>ability to buy stuff from the future
???
>look like brad
???
That third column is the dumbest shit I've ever seen, unless that "stuff from five years in the future" is a collection of stock/crypto tickets.
Status and looks, easy. Debt-free medical school means you can rack up half a mil pretty quick and looks + money + status means she'll never leave anyways. Buying things from the future is retarded because they won't work better without futuristic infrastructure.
Hell, if it was just a Harvard degree, I'd take it no questions asked, even over the 500K. It's Harvard medical school, ie you're forced to work in the medical field, ie welcome to 12 hour shifts, newbie.
Roastie is nice, though.
education does not boost your intelligence midwit boy
What? You are "gifted brains to finish". How do you interpret this line?
>pick 2
>picks 3
You need the gifted brain lad
500k twice, its the only thing remotely useful
It's a list of options I like. Personally I'd go with 500k and Harvard.
500K and looking like a chad. The rest are shit
>Full ride at Harvard medical school and gifted brains to finish
Why medicine and not engineering? Considering the brains stuff you might even end up inventing some revolutionary shit that not only improves the world but gives you lots of money forever. With medicine at best you get hours and hours of surgeries for a somewhat nice salary or a nobel prize.
>Buy stuff from 5 years in the future
Not really a huge difference in terms of tech plus you still need the money to buy and cannot sell what could be a game changer for you
>Permanent Resident
Imagine actually wanting to be a permanent resident in muttmerica, specially when the shitstorm that is approaching
>She'll never leave
That's a man
you look like pic related and 500K
oups it's already my life
>girl never leaves
>create only fans and force her to do fetish shit
>convert to muslim and get other respectable wives
How is this even a question? Good looks + 500k. That will automatically give me access to beautiful women plus USA residence. The other two alternatives are just lol
1. Money is relative. 500k is useless without the skills to manage it which you won’t have if handed it
2. This for sure no explanation necessary.
3. What?
4. Already American and I want to leave
5. Looks are overrated, but love/loyalty is not.
6. I look better
So my picks are 2 and 5
>That will automatically give me access to beautiful women
Not if you’re autistic
>6. I look better
doubt
Do I get to browse the future objects before purchasing?
(I want to see what they have so I can patent it before its invented)
a wife in not an investment. she's a liability
what kind of stupid question is this
You'd have to be literally full blown autistic in that case. If you're on the spectrum but not too deep you can still pull it off. Women will just think you're quirky.
Obviously the second. I’d buy news papers every day and win the lottery and invest it in something that explodes.
Then I’d buy cool ass shit and find a hot gf not some random chick.
Looking like a chad and gifted brain/education. The rest will naturally follow as they are both tied to almost every advantage
500k and the Harvard full ride
That "gifted brain" is the key part. If you can graduate from there easily, managing the money shouldn't be a problem. Plus then I could actually amount to something in life.
>500k
Noice
>Harvard
lol
>FUTURE SIGHT
The information alone is priceless, don't care about buying.
>Fatistan citizen
lol
>She'll never leave
Doesn't implies she won't cheat or won't be a cunt. Which if she is, she'll never leave. Yanderes are cute in fiction only, not in real life.
>Looks
Don't want to change.
Guess it's a no-brainer, 500k and future sight.
Would have replaced 500k with harvard if it'd been an IQ boost tho
Harvard is worth many multiples more than $500k. More like 500k a year.
Harvard + looks. You could do whatever you wanted.
Girl looks like a bitch and the dude is ugly. Also not sure why I'd want to move from China to the States. What kind of shit is this?
>already resident of USA
>already attending a top uni and doing well
>money can be earned
>not particularly handsome but not prohibitively ugly, generally unconcerned with appearance
wife and future products, EZ
Being able to buy anything from 5 years in the future is so much more valuable than anything on this list I honestly think if you can't do the thought experiment as to why, you have to be a retard. For example here is the 100th best option.
>make a tech review channel demoing tech from the future.
>instantly make 20 million a year
The fact so many people said "you still gotta have the money to buy it" really shows you the average IQ if this board.
It doesn't say future vision though, just the ability to buy anything 5 years in the future. You'd have to know what you want to buy that's available in 5 years or less to use that. Get a word wrong on it? Have fun with your China copy.
>Doesn't implies she won't cheat or won't be a cunt. Which if she is, she'll never leave.
This it the only reason that i hesitate over picking the roastie, otherwise I'd choose her and the 500k. If she's a cunt though, I'll take the money twice, if you can't take shit twice, then the money and the future buy shit. being able to buy crypto from the future means i'd be able to know the price of crypto in 5 years, and I'd make more bank.
>taking 1mil over 500k and literal prophecy powers
ok