As someone applying for marketing job

As someone applying for marketing job
what would your best answer be on this question Zig Forums?
"What makes you the best fit for this role?"

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I want a daughter with that ass

is it good to try duckdao.io, found post about their crypto incubator and long-term investment model? Seems profitable but want to know your opinion

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god i want to eat all of their farts

coffee is good yes

Whatever you do dont say you're creative. Marketing people laugh at people who say that. These days, they want robots who follow the data.

>I am a manipulative bastard that does drugs.
That would be my answer.

I will shit in your mouth my beauty, I will shit soft, hard, hot and I will jerk off my acorn on your face full of my shit. Ah you fart! Ah you want to fart when I walk behind you! Farts all your drunk! Fart while you can! But I'll fill you up with shit, top to bottom. I'll fuck your ass, bitch! Love is another than in verse. Cupid pierced my ass and it sinks, it sinks in my pants, in my toilets, in my bed and soon it will be dripping on you. Poop doesn't disappear like the drops that announce thunderstorms, you have to rub. And you will rub, bitch! You will rub under your fingernails crying, you will rub your dirty hair, you will rub as long as the skin falls from your hands. And when the blood comes on your pulpit, I'll shit on it. I'll shit in your wounds under the August sun and let you dry there until the bloody shit solidifies in your scabs. And when you're hungry, you'll eat your scabs, and you'll bleed again and I'll be back to shit on you. I've been shitting since I was little, I do it well. I never force you see. When the urge strikes me, and it comes often, I surrender to my ass, my ass king! And you will be his queen. Woman, you will be the ocean on which I will rise the sun from my ass in a torrent of Wagnerian fart. You will live in our shit, mixed up like two bodies at the supreme moment, maybe I will give you a child, maybe I will abort it, then I will eat it so that I can fuck it on you. And I'll put your beautiful ass against mine, and we'll shit together! Yes! I love to shit! I shit a lot! Ah your lips full of shit turn me on, I shit again!

this is a weird psyop

thanks user i may mention that in my application(as a joke obviously)