As someone applying for marketing job

As someone applying for marketing job
what would your best answer be on this question Zig Forums?
"What makes you the best fit for this role?"

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I want a daughter with that ass

is it good to try duckdao.io, found post about their crypto incubator and long-term investment model? Seems profitable but want to know your opinion

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god i want to eat all of their farts

coffee is good yes

Whatever you do dont say you're creative. Marketing people laugh at people who say that. These days, they want robots who follow the data.

>I am a manipulative bastard that does drugs.
That would be my answer.

I will shit in your mouth my beauty, I will shit soft, hard, hot and I will jerk off my acorn on your face full of my shit. Ah you fart! Ah you want to fart when I walk behind you! Farts all your drunk! Fart while you can! But I'll fill you up with shit, top to bottom. I'll fuck your ass, bitch! Love is another than in verse. Cupid pierced my ass and it sinks, it sinks in my pants, in my toilets, in my bed and soon it will be dripping on you. Poop doesn't disappear like the drops that announce thunderstorms, you have to rub. And you will rub, bitch! You will rub under your fingernails crying, you will rub your dirty hair, you will rub as long as the skin falls from your hands. And when the blood comes on your pulpit, I'll shit on it. I'll shit in your wounds under the August sun and let you dry there until the bloody shit solidifies in your scabs. And when you're hungry, you'll eat your scabs, and you'll bleed again and I'll be back to shit on you. I've been shitting since I was little, I do it well. I never force you see. When the urge strikes me, and it comes often, I surrender to my ass, my ass king! And you will be his queen. Woman, you will be the ocean on which I will rise the sun from my ass in a torrent of Wagnerian fart. You will live in our shit, mixed up like two bodies at the supreme moment, maybe I will give you a child, maybe I will abort it, then I will eat it so that I can fuck it on you. And I'll put your beautiful ass against mine, and we'll shit together! Yes! I love to shit! I shit a lot! Ah your lips full of shit turn me on, I shit again!

this is a weird psyop

thanks user i may mention that in my application(as a joke obviously)

i bet their asses smell like candy cane

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ho ho ho ho

no more like shit haha

How do you expect anyone to answer this when they don't know you and they don't know the role ?

As someone who has asked this question to potential employees, and works in this exact field, and even knows the general answer expected of you.. not telling you fucking coomer faggot thot posting loser. Piss off.

why would they need to know me
i told you that it's basically a marketing role. What more do you really need to know?
sounds reasonable
you should know i'm not a coomer, getting atention was my Q here and it worked
how about you hire me as your marketer user?

I'm gonna need some sauce on that left one

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

You don't seem to get it

They're asking you what makes you uniquely qualified for the role

A cookie cutter answer from someone who doesn't know you and your skills/experience is irrelevant because the question is about YOU

Tell them what experience you previously have that relates to this role and where does this role align with your long term career goals.
Don't be a mongoloid and say because you like the company.

oh, alright
basic economist with no degree
i've included my CV and told them a joke about not being creative
that should get enough attention i guess

>joke
ngmi

Claim haircombs.
Then u can comb their butt hairs

it's thick, but not too cumbersome

>Be me
>Looking through hundreds of applicants
>Hate my life
>Here is one with a joke on it
In the trash it goes user. Be serious.

you have to be a normie applying for a job and not a shitposter
alright user, give me a serious example

Your coom brain is too fried user, sorry

no worries
at least i'm not ad hominem

not really, tea is much better

Assuming you're rich and goodlooking, where do you meet girls like that?

Just Tinder or what?

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social media
clubs
tinder

Roommates and bars

assuming you are rich user
would you help me out?
i've lost all my money betting on trump instead of just holding kleros

Sunday School

I go to bars and don't even see many attractive young girls anymore. They all just use Tinder these days. Meeting girls in bars is becoming a thing of the past

agree
they also have big 261478x people messaging them every day so why bother right?

ment big instagrams with the above number people*

>they also have big 261478x people messaging them every day so why bother right?
This is so true. Tinder has really fucked the game, average men used to be able to be able to get average women no problem, now women have easy access to all gigachads within a 300 mile radius with a few swipes on Tinder

the world just went into a completely opposite direction after social media started
and obviously you won't see any women denying it cause they are AGREEABLE with every thing

>the world just went into a completely opposite direction after social media started
I fully agree. Social media on this scale has fucked society up.
>and obviously you won't see any women denying it cause they are AGREEABLE with every thing
Any time you say anything about it, you'll just get called an incel. Normies are subhuman

Honestly can't wait till we have communism, everyone will just do what he's most gifted for and we could do away with stupid bullshit like interviews
Or useless "industries" like marketing

agree with both of your statements 100%
there just isn't anything we can do
we can also say the elites will never go back to how it was before