How to make the IRS seethe?

How to make the IRS seethe?

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Hard wallets and xmr

Remove your mailbox so they can't contact you. Its legal. Any mail sent your way gets sent back.

top kek

Won't they just FedEx it or something? FedEx just drops shit off on my porch all the time.

Would this work?

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Send 10,000 pages of every single crypto-to-crypto transaction you made in the last year and correctly figure and pay your taxes. They will waste 1000 man-hours trying to find out where you lied so they can hit you with late fees and penalties only to learn at the end that you did everything correctly all along.

send them transactions from some random guy's wallets then 3 months later tell them you made a mistake and those aren't your wallets at all.

This is exactly what i do. I also add in wow auction house transactions which increases everything by 400 pages.

>send irs hand-filled tax return
>they send me a letter saying I owe them $1500
>call them
>they say my paid taxes were $5000 less than I am seeing on my copy of my tax return
>"Oh we must have entered that wrong, ok, so you don't owe us anything we'll send you another letter verifying this."

Pls send them 1000 pages of stablecoin swaps