How to make the IRS seethe?

How to make the IRS seethe?

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Hard wallets and xmr

Remove your mailbox so they can't contact you. Its legal. Any mail sent your way gets sent back.

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Won't they just FedEx it or something? FedEx just drops shit off on my porch all the time.

Would this work?

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Send 10,000 pages of every single crypto-to-crypto transaction you made in the last year and correctly figure and pay your taxes. They will waste 1000 man-hours trying to find out where you lied so they can hit you with late fees and penalties only to learn at the end that you did everything correctly all along.

send them transactions from some random guy's wallets then 3 months later tell them you made a mistake and those aren't your wallets at all.

This is exactly what i do. I also add in wow auction house transactions which increases everything by 400 pages.

>send irs hand-filled tax return
>they send me a letter saying I owe them $1500
>call them
>they say my paid taxes were $5000 less than I am seeing on my copy of my tax return
>"Oh we must have entered that wrong, ok, so you don't owe us anything we'll send you another letter verifying this."

Pls send them 1000 pages of stablecoin swaps

use monero

Do you retards really think this is done manually...?

This is hilarious, but I think they will eventually get someone to serve you papers in person.
Just about the only way to avoid the IRS jew is to become a gypsy and have no permanent address.

They literally enter physical tax returns manually

>he thinks the irs budgets allow for fedex
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Not a burger but I refuse to believe this is true, there's no way.

If a fucking shitty company with HR can buy software to analyze your resume and prefil it out using neural networks you fucking bet the IRS is using something 10x as good to automate this process.

They have your social security number. They'll just garnish everything to get your attention. They don't need a mailbox. You are a battery in their matrix

The same IRS that's run by cost cutting Jews and incompetent niggers? I think not.

>he thinks we fund the irs enough to have non pre soviet hardware
>he thinks a country controlled by tax dodging billionaires hasnt limp dicked the irs to only be a threat to the average citizen
>he has no idea

You can call the IRS as incompetent as you want but at the end of the day they make the big bucks, all the companies on earth combined cannot come close to the revenue they pull mate.

Also, it's in their best interest to have the highest tech, cause they make more money out of it?

Always file by mail. Sending electronically makes things so much easier for them. Write "F U" on your checks memo. They have failed with prosecution for people who write slurs on the memo because it falls under freedom of speech.

You'd be wrong. Government tech is like 30 years behind. They literally use floppy disks.

See Plus, I'm not a burger.

>How to make the IRS seethe?
Not paying.

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You should also write slurs on traffic fines and anything paid to the state

You seem to carry many false notions of this 3rd world country

probably learned it from his trusted social media account and main stream media.

lmao worth it

quit working so you dont pay taxes

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does this unironically work?

die

What if you just stop having a home address? Become a gypsy. Nomad = no address.

glownigger

>die
because then they can't tax you.....?

never cash out buy only in crypto

No, although that depends on whether you qualify for unemployment benefits or not

im not in the us but lest say i quality but dont take them

Used to work in the same building as IRS, they are literally still using pre-2000 pcs with programs using a government coding language made in the 1950s.

cobalt?