Need Help Spending Money

Buy an unknown amount of monero and say you lost it in a boating accident.

Simp all of it away on onlyfans

well then OP I will sell you a foot pic for cheap
lets say 1mill

That is a really stupid plan. I'd end up making fucking money. And I'd own a lot of assets.

>Can't own any assets

Counts as an asset, I'm sure. Gotta be careful.

How much do you think a really extravagant party costs, and how long do you think it would take to blow $30mil on it? Probably longer than 30 days.

You sound like a bear. With my luck, I'd buy crypto and end up with $40mil

Are bets still open? I only have 30 days. What if the nigger drags it out till January?

I'm trying to lose money and can't have assets, my dude.

isnt it easy to just buy a super expensive rare car?
or is that considered an 'asset' in this case

Considered an asset. Also, do you know where you would store $30mil worth of cars? lol

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Book out a top notch Vegas club for the weekend, expensive whores, expensive alcohol, expensive food, fly your family in with helicopters, over the top Hollywood nigger style. You'll blow $30M easily

Just gamble some more. Keep going all in, and if you actually end up making 300mil with your 30, then you're good, you just made your own inheritance.