ESSENTIAL EMPLOYEE THREAD

Essential Employee gang report in

>>Be banker
>>have my own dope as fuck office
>>For some reason essential employee (goys need loans)
>>get paid $35 per hour sitting around on my ass talking to old people
>>call up some leads on the phone "Hey Mr. Meierstein your CD is expiring in 3 months would you like me to roll that into an investment account and get you way more interest"
>>do this all day and make $5000 max commissions per month
>>Girl I was training to be my teller coffee slave quit and now drives amazon flex
>>Probably will got to Zona Norte on the Mexican border and fuck 10 whores this weekend

After my promotion I think I'll be an underwriter and make more moneys

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okay

Imagine unironically believing Joe Cornpop is the most popular “president-elect” in United States history. I’m convinced the people I interact with on this site and irl are all fucking with me at this point. There’s no way people can collectively be this retarded

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oh no no no, they are

By that I mean retarded enough to believe that he’s going to be inaugurated. They had no say in whether or not he became president-elect

imagine being a butthurt sore loser

Looks like a mulatto in left pic

Imagine necro-bumping a thread just to contribute nothing of value. I can tell you’re a chink I hope the 0.000000002 yuan they pay you per post is worth it, it’s not like you have any other options kek

one term loser

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wow you make less than half the amount of money I do an hour, you're forced to go into the office, and commute for probably 1-2+ hours a day, you have to call boomers all day ,and to top all off, you report to a jew.

Idk whats below NGMI, but you're definitely there.