ESSENTIAL EMPLOYEE THREAD

Essential Employee gang report in

>>Be banker
>>have my own dope as fuck office
>>For some reason essential employee (goys need loans)
>>get paid $35 per hour sitting around on my ass talking to old people
>>call up some leads on the phone "Hey Mr. Meierstein your CD is expiring in 3 months would you like me to roll that into an investment account and get you way more interest"
>>do this all day and make $5000 max commissions per month
>>Girl I was training to be my teller coffee slave quit and now drives amazon flex
>>Probably will got to Zona Norte on the Mexican border and fuck 10 whores this weekend

After my promotion I think I'll be an underwriter and make more moneys

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okay

Imagine unironically believing Joe Cornpop is the most popular “president-elect” in United States history. I’m convinced the people I interact with on this site and irl are all fucking with me at this point. There’s no way people can collectively be this retarded

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oh no no no, they are

By that I mean retarded enough to believe that he’s going to be inaugurated. They had no say in whether or not he became president-elect

imagine being a butthurt sore loser

Looks like a mulatto in left pic

Imagine necro-bumping a thread just to contribute nothing of value. I can tell you’re a chink I hope the 0.000000002 yuan they pay you per post is worth it, it’s not like you have any other options kek

one term loser

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wow you make less than half the amount of money I do an hour, you're forced to go into the office, and commute for probably 1-2+ hours a day, you have to call boomers all day ,and to top all off, you report to a jew.

Idk whats below NGMI, but you're definitely there.

Imagine now having the ability to contextualize that more people will vote when you remove anti-working class restrictions of voting. From both sides. Tuesday voting without nationalizing it as a mandatory holiday is a fucking retarded idea. It's easier to vote when you just have to fill in some boxes and drop it off at a collection site rather than taking a work day off, going to a voting site in person, waiting in line for potentially an hour or more, etc.

Was there cheating? Of course, literally every single US election has cheating built in as a fucking feature - and both sides cheat either way. Do I think people like Biden? Fuck no. The point is that comparing the number of votes cast this election to previous elections is retarded if you take more than 30 seconds to analyze the situation.

$35 an hour is poor.

>banker
>$35 per hour
Lol.
Anyway, I've been the only one in my office for almost a year now. It has been awesome. I live a block away. Not sure how I am going to deal with people coming back. Have grown to hate people other than my gf being near me.

Do you live in India?

Pee pee poo poo

I know you need some validation for your work and where you are in life. But this isn't a good place to flex it. You will get bogged down later and regret it. Order a mega party pizza with 2 litre soda, a bucket of chicken, your favorite weekly show on your laptop and bring into your office. Enjoy that instead.

Fuck no. Northeast US.

Honestly I cannot tell the shills from the redditors these days. They are that indoctrinated.
I would have to be American right now.

>Be essential employee
>Work while everyone sits at home and collects a check for doing nothing
What the fuck are you even bragging about?

Hey, Have you ever heard about this platform: baseprotocol.org

I asked some crypto experts and they advised me to take part in it. But wanna know what do you think about their options and solutions for passive income. Is it a good one?

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Kill Yourself Drumpfaggot.

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I honestly hate the faggy "drummphhh omg lol", more than any supporter of either party. Such a pathetic estrogen laden beta cuck mumble faggot insult.

Imagine actually wanting to go to a wage cage.

>American pretending to not be American
>Non-American who has based hot-takes on our jewish coke vs jewish pepsi elections.
Not sure which is more pathetic. Get raped, faggot.

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I am not a mutt, you fucking mutt

Reasons for supporting Biden?

He’s going to Build Back Better™

Kek

conservatoad tears, and a long-overdue market correction so I can buy in already.

>this time is different
>this time the election really really matters
Just stop. You political anons are cancer.
Yes any tears are good. Shitlib or Conservatard. Both tears are definitely kosher.

i know its a larp but if its true im happy for you.
im a graphic designer, i do a little more work than you but were pretty much similar.
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