I bullshitted my way into a 100K a year

I’ve been applying to sales positions with a bullshit fake degree I photoshopped companied with a resume I copied that shows 10+ years of sales experience and I was just hired on a big company as a senior sales rep and I have zero clue what I’m doing. Any sales fags here that can quickly run me through the lingo? It’s a payment processing company. I think I’m basically selling payroll to companies ? I’m so fucked someone with knowledge pls help I really need this money

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larp

if Trump was able to larp his way into the oval office i have faith in you user. Anything can be done

i'm pretty sure you just play golf and get drunk with other guys who barely do anything

based and hilarious if true

Where's that copypasta with the old guy business wojak?

Find a good audiobook on sales.
Get in your car.
Drive until you have listened to the entire thing.
Repeat every time you get a chance.
You'll be caught up in no time.

sales is all emailing people and calling them and talking about the product. thats it. just pester people about the product until they buy it

>payment processing
ngmi

kek this is the ultimate blackpill, until diplomas and other education shit is in one unified system scum like us will shit on the brainlets actually wasting their time "studying"

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