>girls hate value investors
>value investors are literal incels
>girls want Portnoy day traders who make PROFIT
>THETA gang traders are considered bottom of the barrel truecels even if they make good profit
>Crypto traders are seen as top-tier if sucessful and BELOW BOTTOM-BARREL TRUCELs if unsucessful.
FACTS
Sounds like you wasted time figuring out what Stacy thought was cool
>tfw NEET and didnt even go to a meme business school and Im already top tier successful by their standards
That's literally the purpose of life, watch Jordan Peterson
>meme business school
This is Ivy League bro.
>This is Ivy League bro
Holy shit
Business school is a meme, I’ve learnt everything I need to know about financial markets and how to make money in them from books and Google
>current year
>caring what stacys think
Why did we let normies in here?
No one cares about "learning". We're here to party, join frats, hopefully fuck, and then work on as investment bankers or private equity guys making 200K a year and hopefully fuck some bitches in the process.
Dude nobody over the age of 21 thinks joining a frat and drinking with teenagers is cool. Even most frat guys don't stay the full 4 years if they're not being extorted.
Except everyone on campus thinks they're cool. We get top tier jobs, get to have fun, top tier women... etc.