>girls hate value investors
>value investors are literal incels
>girls want Portnoy day traders who make PROFIT
>THETA gang traders are considered bottom of the barrel truecels even if they make good profit
>Crypto traders are seen as top-tier if sucessful and BELOW BOTTOM-BARREL TRUCELs if unsucessful.
FACTS
Sounds like you wasted time figuring out what Stacy thought was cool
>tfw NEET and didnt even go to a meme business school and Im already top tier successful by their standards
That's literally the purpose of life, watch Jordan Peterson
>meme business school
This is Ivy League bro.
>This is Ivy League bro
Holy shit
Business school is a meme, I’ve learnt everything I need to know about financial markets and how to make money in them from books and Google
>current year
>caring what stacys think
Why did we let normies in here?
No one cares about "learning". We're here to party, join frats, hopefully fuck, and then work on as investment bankers or private equity guys making 200K a year and hopefully fuck some bitches in the process.
Dude nobody over the age of 21 thinks joining a frat and drinking with teenagers is cool. Even most frat guys don't stay the full 4 years if they're not being extorted.
Except everyone on campus thinks they're cool. We get top tier jobs, get to have fun, top tier women... etc.
You're a moron. Joining a frat is the equivalent of joining a corporation in the small world that is your college campus. Frats are organizations that are Ran by "Executive" boards. There is a formal corporate structure to them, bylaws that have to be followed, and inflows and outflows of money. Every party that you go to is planned before hand, when you're charged for going to the party (if they do charge you) that's factored in to the fraternities profit.. There are org structures and seniority rules that must be followed
There are punishments for not following corporate fraternity rules (such as fines, hazing and other punishments), things you'd typically see behind closed doors inside of big corps that you as a normal wagie wouldnt know about. Fraternities literally prepare you for the real business world. Fraternities are business lite training for the first 4 years.
Joining a frat at a party school (which I did) is the most chad thing you can do. You are literally a king on the campus and you have access to the best women on campus by virtue of the signal alone.
Except they all do haze tho, that rule is just for show ngl.
Ok I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're in some gigachad frat for sons of congressmen.
Submitted to early but everyone thinks fraternities are just "partying only" Which is far from the truth. They are ran like businesses / organizations. They take alot of fucking work to maintain. I can't tell you how many times I had to wake up at 6am to go do volunteer work (such as planting trees) in order to improve our fraternities ranking on campus, which gave us access to more incentives like grants / scholarship money.
Of course they all haze, it's no different than working in a management track job at a major corp. Hazing is a way of life. Was it worth it? Fuck yes it was worth it. Would I do it again? Hell no. Would I haze newbies trying to get in again? YEP. Alumni visits are always the worst for pledges.
Unless you're doing gay shit - then your fraternity sucks. If you're going to haze, no gay shit. No exceptions there.
One of my alumni from my chapter is now the CEO of one of the biggest food groups in america.
We're a prestigious frat at a prestigious uni but not the level you're talking
Most members are just from rich or upper middle class families and are cool guys who past hazing.
Senpai most guys who say shit like this are the guys who got herded into the loser frats.
I 100% agree, I don't mind hazing at all.
I do hate when people say "this is a no hazing fraternity" because if anyone actually believes that then they'll think we're a bunch of pussies.
So nobody thinks you're cool and you're not sleeping with the hot girls that go to the vetting frats and athletes. Thanks for clarifying.
Ok, so you're paying top dollar just to look cool for degenerate women who've already been fucked by 10+ men?
Why not just go ahead and hire a prostitute?
There is no "vetting frat" that only accepts gigachad congressmen. This isn't a fantasy movie.
Dude if you didn't have someone vouch where you grew up and where you went to school you're in a loser frat lol
u don’t fuck degenerate women. U are the ones that take 0 body stacys and ruin them for everyone else
When you go back to get your MBA assuming you're not larping youll see what I'm talking about
limão
>Why not just go ahead and hire a prostitute?
Prostitutes are not hot at all, have you seen them? Who cares if the women are degenerate if they're attractive.
I'm at Princeton. If you care so much tell me what frat isn't a "loser" frat. They're all public.
Fraternities a cope for dorks, real chads (me) played gay college sports (lacrosse)
*I swear to god, I did not do any raping
>I'm at Princeton
Show me something that only someone from Princeton would have.
I don't know how to prove im at Princeton. It's all online because of the lockdown so I don't have any textbooks to show you.
Show us ur princeton.edu email faggot, just block out ur name
Let me guess, you're graduating with a degree in finance from Harvard?
>Princeton
>cool guys who past hazing.
>past
lel
You are a fucking retarded loser if your mold yourself to match the ideals of another person.
>>girls hate value investors
That's cool, girls are overpriced anyway. I'll just wait and buy the dip like I always do.
>i didn't do any raping
Then what was even the point?
>Who cares if the women are degenerate
One day you will yearn for a life that is experienced as deeply meaningful and purposeful, and that life will be unattainable to you because of how you are.
I'm waiting faggot, show me your princeton.edu email and inbox.
LARP