>Be 18 KHHV
>Made 140K off crypto
>Ask all the hot girls if they'll fuck me and when they say no offer them 1K right on the spot like in Wardogs
>Thought I'd get laid
>GET ARRESTED
>Snapchat conversations are being used in court against me
FML I may literally get a criminal record at 18.
Crypto Has Fucked My Life
Parker Bell
Andrew Sanders
it wasn't crypto my dude
Dylan Anderson
shitty larp
Josiah Bell
This is why prostitution needs to be legalized.
Isaac Fisher
I only had 20K before Crpyto
Jose Allen
This. They only wanna be more extreme and ban porn now too. Now there will be even more incel mass shootings
Adrian Gonzalez
That's fine.. Criminal record is just a government paper that doesn't and wont matter when crypto takes over manly bitcoin, government will be a thing of the past.
Citadels will a thing.
And that's funny because it sounds like you followed every's user advice here of "Womans are all whores, and money makes them settle for you"..
Well, atlest you're living the best of your life in a savage way like a boss, people like you are the motivation we need.
Try to put your money on bitcoin/monero and go to court if shit happens you wont go to jail for too long trust me.. I've seen reall criminal saying in jail for 5 years, I give ya days..
Take easy user.
Matthew Scott
>Wardogs
War Dogs is great, does anyone know similar movies?
Juan Evans
Actually, I’d rather them ban porn but legalize prostitution desu. I’d rather have sex with real women, but the prevalence of diseases, metoo, divorce-rape, hypergamy, have made it unappealing
Jaxon Brown
I don't care about jail. In my state prostitution is just a charge and no one goes to jail. I'm worried about my college kicking me out and having my criminal record bar me from employment.