Crypto Has Fucked My Life

>Be 18 KHHV
>Made 140K off crypto
>Ask all the hot girls if they'll fuck me and when they say no offer them 1K right on the spot like in Wardogs
>Thought I'd get laid
>GET ARRESTED
>Snapchat conversations are being used in court against me
FML I may literally get a criminal record at 18.

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it wasn't crypto my dude

shitty larp

This is why prostitution needs to be legalized.

I only had 20K before Crpyto

This. They only wanna be more extreme and ban porn now too. Now there will be even more incel mass shootings

That's fine.. Criminal record is just a government paper that doesn't and wont matter when crypto takes over manly bitcoin, government will be a thing of the past.
Citadels will a thing.
And that's funny because it sounds like you followed every's user advice here of "Womans are all whores, and money makes them settle for you"..

Well, atlest you're living the best of your life in a savage way like a boss, people like you are the motivation we need.
Try to put your money on bitcoin/monero and go to court if shit happens you wont go to jail for too long trust me.. I've seen reall criminal saying in jail for 5 years, I give ya days..

Take easy user.

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>Wardogs
War Dogs is great, does anyone know similar movies?

Actually, I’d rather them ban porn but legalize prostitution desu. I’d rather have sex with real women, but the prevalence of diseases, metoo, divorce-rape, hypergamy, have made it unappealing

I don't care about jail. In my state prostitution is just a charge and no one goes to jail. I'm worried about my college kicking me out and having my criminal record bar me from employment.

Maybe if you spent a little bit on steroids instead you would be happy

Or how about ban neither of them?

Just be gay, if you offer money to hot gays to have sex with you there is an absolute zero chance they will bitch out on you and call the cops like that.

>Being this ugly and still cant get laid with 1k
LOOOOOOOL and I thought I had it bad. Still remember when a cute big titty white girl wanted to fuck me for $100 when I was your age. Thinking back I shouldve taken the offer. Damn.

I can't ask a girl anymore because if they get creeped out and report me like this one did I'll get another charge.

don't do it over social media, faggot and move to a non retarded country where prostitution is legal

what state are you in?

Texas.

Soliciting prostitution TECHNICALLY is a jailable offence but my dad who's a lawyer says that no one goes to jail for it first-offence and if there's no clear malicious intent.

I was drunk when i asked the girls and didn't attempt to force them or anything so the judge may even drop the charges. But im still scared and not counting on it.

Kek retard

How am i a retard?

I actually feel like a genius being an 18 year old with 140K

>dads a lawyer

Then you’re a dumb retard. You don’t say hey I’ll give you 1k for sex. You say hey I got 1k and I’ll drop it on the table if you come with me. Then you put the cash on the table. She sucks your dick off and leaves. Your dad is not really a lawyer, huh? Just admit your dad is gay.

>You say hey I got 1k and I’ll drop it on the table if you come with me. Then you put the cash on the table. She sucks your dick off and leaves.

I tried that at first but they just looked at me all confused and was like "what"? I had to be explicit beacuse otherwise they'd just walk away when i started talking to them.

>your dads not a lawyer

Obviously i didn't consult him before doing this. What type of 18 year old goes "hey dad im trying to pay for sex, any legal advice?"

You're a fucking dumbass. You offer money to the ones that show signs of being a whore. You find an abundance of them on Tinder and other dating apps.

What did you buy? When did you sell?

I tried Tinder but i got very few matches and the ones who did match with me ghosted me after like like two messages.

I used an online loan shark website to buy a ton of BTC and Chainlink and got really lucky and sold at the right times. I didn't make max profit but it was enough to get me 140K from a 20K starting principal.

Yes i know it was stupid but im glad i did it hindsight.

incel LARP

Sorry OP sounds like you have the uncanny valley of autism. Any less and you’d be able to get laid normal ways, and more and you’d be too afraid to ask. I’m from Texas too, you’ll probably get a pleb bargain since you’re well to do and in college. Just take this as a learning experience and start applying to new schools ASAP.

>pleb bargain lol
I meant “plea”, still works I guess

What a fucking dummy. You definitely didn’t have an older brother to show you de way

You have to be joking.... If you had 140k all you need to do is buy a 20k new muscle/sports car, spend 3-4k on new clothes, then find some friend you dont mind spending some money on to wingman you.... Fucking moron LMAO

>I tried Tinder but i got very few matches
I'm fat and ugly as fuck and even I've gotten a couple of matches with cute girls, strippers and girls shilling their onlyfans. You have to get to the point and just ask for their cashapp or whatever methods of payment they accept. Typically you don't wait for them to match with you, just add them on Snapchat or Instagram and message on their instead. You can also try boosting your profile or whatever it's called to be put out there more.

What do you send to them on snapchat or instagram as a first-message?

Expensive clothes doesn't impress anyone in 2020 bro.

Every broke guy I know has maxxed his credit on buying expensive clothes and it's CRINGE and girls hate it.

And a 20K car isn't enough to get girls. I already drive my dads 80K Tesla. It doesn't impress anyone except for friends who invest in Tesla.

I'm an only child.

I do have aspergers but im really good at hiding it. Most people can't tell.

I'm far from a pleb. My family is as close to "american royalty" as you can get. We have a lot of wealth and descend from the Lodge family.