Cardano Pitch

I doubt anyone will listen, and frankly, I don't blame you. The signal to noise ratio on this board is fucking abysmal.

That said, despite Cardano having a massive market cap, the potential here during the next bull run is incredible. The meme for Cardano naysayers is that they don't release anything, it's vaporware, only a white paper, etc etc.

I'm here to debunk that for those outside the know.
Their proof of stake algo has been running for months, 68% of the blocks are being produced by users. This percentage increases by 2% per 5 days, hence, in roughly 80 days, the network will be entirely decentralized. You can expect a consistent minimum of 5% APY for delegating your stake.

Cardano has the unique capability to hard fork without splitting in to two separate tokens. This means that Cardano is the only top blockchain that can implement major protocol upgrades without fragmenting the investor-base.

Time-locking functionality was implemented TODAY, that means that rudimentary smart contracts are officially supported. To come are "Native Tokens" in February. These are a superior equivalent to ERC-20 tokens that can be traded in token bundles, massively decreasing the network load from the DEXs that will inevitably be a part of the network. This means significantly lower gas fees, making so many more uses of the network actually viable.

The treasury system in place is activating now as well, thanks to the new time-locking function. Stakers on the network can vote through the "Catalyst" voting app, opting for which proposed project receives funding for the betterment of the network.

So, there's my pitch, Cardano is a fantastic project that goes completely neglected on this board. If you're chasing some penny-stock bullshit and looking for a 100x, maybe it's the wrong place, but if you want something that has legitimate potential to usurp Ethereum in terms of technology and market cap in the NEAR FUTURE, then look no further.

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Why wont the price go up?

lol, nice try. Up 300+% over las year

Couldn't have put it better.
But the average Zig Forumslet is to focussed to bite it's teeth out on Hoskinson every single time Cardano gets mentioned here.

>2017/2018 bags
We defi nao

Not a particularly compelling argument. It's been upgrading since its initial release.
By your logic I suppose when bitcoin is mentioned you feel the urge to say:

>2011 bags

Learn to recognize a good thing..

holding fuck tons of ADA
UnIronically the next Tesla or Apple

i'm buying those arguments, but i specially like the haskell one.. i only need someone to clearly explain to me how it can be easily and safely translated from js, and how that would be enough of an improvement from solidity/typescript for ada to 'steal' some of ethereum's market share

bought at 1$ ATH. fuck this shitcoin . Gonna take years before I dump my bags. At least I only bought 100.

oof sounds like you bought the top and need someone to carry thise bags for ya