>thinks they'll accept a faggot gaijin
RSU from work vested last month
In all seriousness, how are would it be for an American to move to Japan? My broke roommate seems to think that it's super easy and that all he needs to do it learn the language (He sincerely believes that his obsession with anime is helping him), pack up his bags, hop on a plane, buy a house, get a Japanese gf (He also thinks this will be super easy), and he will quickly settle into Japanese society and raise a family. Is my roommate onto something, or is he overly optimistic?
how hard would it be for an American to move to Japan*
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>MORTY, IM NIGGER RICK!
Should have held them for a year so you only paid the long term capital gains, instead of short term at your taxable income rate. Not that you appear to have a solid grasp on finance, based on your "business plan".
There is no weed in JP.
Your best luck is Xanax perscription.
Also yes, pussy is very very tight and grippy and very easy to get. Had my first threesome there with two chicks that picked me up at mcdonalds at 3 in the morning.
Internet cafe cubes are nice but it sucks, you can rent something cheaply outside of the city or even better share an apartment.
Food is awesome, girls are great but they only want sex because they got BFs, so dont fall in love.
Enjoy your stay in jail until you have your deportation date scheduled.
you're actually retarded, japan is the most xenophoic country on earth, the yakuza aren't going to admit you. if you get arrested, the conviction rates are high, the prisons are terrible, and the terms are long as shit. there was some article recently about a westerner who ended up getting like two years in the can just because he was a rowdy drunk and broke lamp
OP, admit it. You're Black, aren't you?
Sorry, we're full.