Epic is going to add achievements, and they're actually going to be worthwhile, unlike the SAM abused shit on Steam.
The Valve monopoly is crumbling, Steamies...
Epic is going to add achievements, and they're actually going to be worthwhile, unlike the SAM abused shit on Steam.
The Valve monopoly is crumbling, Steamies...
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So, how many threads need to be 404'd for you to fuck off this time? 5? 10?
How are they planning on stopping people from manually triggering the unlock?
Yawn. Call me when these chink fucks stop being annoying to the whole industry and will put down this retarded spamming shill.
Still no reviews or forums? Then I don't give a fuck. Still no shopping cart? Fucking embarrassing.
By getting Steamies to finally have sex
yeah I figured they weren't actually making anything interesting or unique
>SAM abused shit
what makes you think that there won't be hacking tools for EGS achievement?
GFWL achievements has a hacking tool.
PS3/4/Vita have trophies hack
Xbox has achievements hacking tool.
Have sex (you have the money for it, right? You might be a sexless virgin, but you at least work, right?)
>Epic is going to add achievements,
And the one thing that Epic had over every other platform vanishes in a fucking instant.
I've played one game from EGS (The Outer Worlds), and I realised afterwards that if I had achievement popups I would not have enjoyed the game as much as I did.
You can disable them from showing up you fucking retard. Once again some braindead crybaby blames other people for shit that's his own fault.
Just turn them off? I mean EGS probably won't have that feature but why not just disable the steam overlay entirely
Epic will probably fuck up achievements like they fuck up everything else and forget to include a way to turn them off
They're adding kernel anti-cheat on EGS
Based, but what are you gonna do? Steamies want shitty bloatware features. Look at what they did to GOG.
It still bugs me if people using term "steamies" are ironically retarded, truly retarded or paid retards.
Can somebody clarify this for me?
literally 1 (one) autist farming (you)'s
It's literally a word that spamming chink came up with. Not even multiple people lmao
good luck unlocking shit on windows store lmao
>real achievement system
based, epic has already better and more polished features than steam
It is a mystery.
>its one word
>its tha chinks
its time to go back steamie, keep seething
You have brain damage.
>still believes that valve has a chance against competent competition
well I'm less retarded than you steamie
Have fun anons.
>have fun anons
>lets jerk off together to show them
rolando
How is company that fails to add basic shop functionality over years even remotely "competent"?
The only case when introducing get/rolling image and marking thread for deletion is a good thing.
And I wonder what I will get...
>ACHIEVEMENTS? HAH, WHO WANTS THAT BLOAT? I'M #WITHEPIC AGAINST BLOAT! YOUR TIME IS COMING STEAMIES!
>EPIC IS ADDING ACHIEVEMENTS! HAH, TAKE THAT STEAMIES! SOMETHING YOU'VE HAD FOR YEARS WILL NOW BE OURS! (BUT YOU WILL ALSO STILL HAVE IT) STEAM IS DEAD! #FURRIES4EPIC
that's literally intentional tho, most new online shops are not using shopping carts because of abandonment issues, anyway epic has already a better achievement system than steam you can still cope with your shopping cart
Shit roll.
Ask Steam when it took them till 2010 to add user reviews, and not even actual reviews, you could only leave "recommends". It was until much later (maybe even 2011) when they added negative reviews.
chink
Rolllll
You truly have brain damage.
I'm not a achievement fag, but well epic adds a better achievement system than steam lmao its fucking hilarious
>first pirate fags seething
>now steam fags seething
can you stop with your shitty baits please?
>picking the right horse here
pretty easy
In what way is it better? Name the differences between the two.
you have truly lost the argument subhuman
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see origin they only use their useless shopping carts for sales,
So? They already did so 10 years ago, you expected Ubisoft or EA to take decades to develop too? Or new car company to sell stuff of very first cars quality because "it took others decades to develop"?
plz
>trophy system >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> useless text
yeah kinda
They have a leveling system (maybe something similar to Steams leveling system)
Which means more care and thought was put into the system, and Epic might actually try and curb abuse, unlike Valve who does nothing to stop achievement abuse, considering all the dog shit games they allow on Steam.
well origin and ubisoft are already less functional than egs, you are crumbling steamie
So nothing is different, but you autistically and vehemently claim that it is.
>They have a leveling system
Another thing that was called "BLOAT". Wow, way to go Epic.
it's hilarious getting to see epic turbo cucks getting THIS desperate. Cheers OP!
>Actually caring about achievements.
lean production is just much better than what steam is offering, every epic feature is significant, 95% what valve is shitting out will die in 1 month
You just show your brain damage further if you seriously consider basic functionality like shopping cart in any form of online shopping service "useless" and no kind of mental gymnastic will save you from looking stupid.
rauling
@507635919
Not going to give you any more (you)s until you at least try.
>so nothing different
cope
>curated lvling system bad
valve is on suicide watch right now and will add more shitty lvling shit for buying games, they are shitting out shit without any thoughts
Who the fuck cares, nerd. GOG did the best thing by allowing them to be disabled.
whom will i marry?
>brain dmg
>noooo I'm right
>you dumb, I smart
amerimutt its time to get your rope
same with epic
time to straighten out the dyke i guess hehehe
>achievements
>ever worthwhile
Now tell your dev team to add IDR and I'll reconsider reinstalling
>No reviews
>No voice chat
>No community forums
>No workshop
>No screenshot sharing
>No wishlist
>No game tags
>No shopping cart
>No discovery queue
>No one-click online streaming
>No h-games
>No music category
>No software category
>No video category
>No linux support
>No regional pricing
>No payment option variety
>No marketplace
>No trading cards
>No trading
>No user profile customization
>No controller support
>No family sharing
>No overlay with browser
>No client skinning support
>No controller-friendly mode
>No local network gameplay streaming
>No backup feature
>No adding third party games to your list
>No third party key registration
>No AI-driven deep dives
>No AI-generated trailers
>No reason to use Epic Gay Store
One entry scrapped from my 2018 shitpost.
They didn't already have this?
I don't really care either way, achievements suck balls for the most part, but you'd think basic features like that should have been done a long time ago. Really doesn't inspire confidence in the service.
Also, fuck off shill.
>no game tags
>no wishlist
>no h-games
like half of them are already added and the other half is not even worth mentioning
>no trading
>>No workshop
OH NO
OH NO NO NO
How will Steamies cope more in the future?